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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

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crazyH Wed 19-Feb-20 16:20:58

Got a new garden for spring
Could do with a bit of landscaping
A rockery maybe
Or a tall, stately tree
And a gazebo for escaping.

Can't think of one reason why not

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Squiffy Wed 19-Feb-20 12:03:31

Got a new garden for spring
Could do with a bit of landscaping
A rockery maybe
Or a tall, stately tree

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Juliet27 Wed 19-Feb-20 06:39:53

Got a new garden for spring
Could do with a bit of landscaping
A rockery maybe

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crazyH Tue 18-Feb-20 15:59:45

Got a new garden for spring
Could do with a bit of landscaping

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Grany Tue 18-Feb-20 15:55:05

He wanted to get his revenge,
And took her to visit Stonehenge
Left her there in the lurch
Not even a bird on a perch
So she made it home with a sledge

Got a new garden for spring

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crazyH Tue 18-Feb-20 15:40:30

He wanted to get his revenge,
And took her to visit Stonehenge
Left her there in the lurch
Not even a bird on a perch

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Juliet27 Tue 18-Feb-20 15:20:33

He wanted to get his revenge,
And took her to visit Stonehenge
Left her there in the lurch

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Squiffy Tue 18-Feb-20 10:56:03

He wanted to get his revenge,
And took her to visit Stonehenge

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callgirl1 Tue 18-Feb-20 01:13:06

A cuckolded husband from Battle
Was tired of salacious tittle- tattle
But when she eloped
With the fool she had doped
His cage it really did rattle.

He wanted to get his revenge,

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Squiffy Mon 17-Feb-20 16:38:24

A cuckolded husband from Battle
Was tired of salacious tittle-tattle
But when she eloped
With the fool she had doped

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Juliet27 Mon 17-Feb-20 15:45:03

A cuckolded husband from Battle
Was tired of salacious tittle-tattle
But when she eloped

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Jangran99 Mon 17-Feb-20 09:16:48

A cuckolded husband from Battle
Was tired of salacious tittle-tattle

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Juliet27 Mon 17-Feb-20 09:08:37

She kept a little red book,
With names of those she managed to hook
While she kept the score
She still wanted more
A book full by hook or by crook

A cuckolded husband from Battle

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Jangran99 Mon 17-Feb-20 08:52:11

She kept a little red book,
With names of those she managed to hook
While she kept the score
She still wanted more

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Juliet27 Mon 17-Feb-20 06:48:42

She kept a little red book,
With names of those she managed to hook
While she kept the score

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crazyH Sun 16-Feb-20 22:28:14

She kept a little red book,
With names of those she managed to hook

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callgirl1 Sun 16-Feb-20 22:21:31

Methinks that time will soon tell
Whether she was worth it- that Belle
She was such a flirt
I won`t dish the dirt
Of how often she went to the well!

She kept a little red book,

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Jangran99 Sun 16-Feb-20 19:33:38

Methinks that time will soon tell
Whether she was worth it - that Belle
She was such a flirt
I won’t dish the dirt

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Squiffy Sun 16-Feb-20 17:46:52

Methinks that time will soon tell
Whether she was worth it - that Belle
She was such a flirt

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crazyH Sun 16-Feb-20 12:50:35

Methinks that time will soon tell
Whether she was worth it - that Belle

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Squiffy Sun 16-Feb-20 12:23:55

But when the time comes to settle down
There's more to finding who'll wear the wedding gown
Is this a partner for life?
A beloved wife
Who’ll look good on his arm around town.

Methinks that time will soon tell

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Jangran99 Sun 16-Feb-20 11:03:52

But when the time comes to settle down
There's more to finding who'll wear the wedding gown
Is this a partner for life?
A beloved wife

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Juliet27 Sun 16-Feb-20 10:23:00

But when the time comes to settle down
There's more to finding who'll wear the wedding gown
Is this a partner for life?

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Jangran99 Sun 16-Feb-20 09:37:50

But when the time comes to settle down
There's more to finding who'll wear the wedding gown

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crazyH Sun 16-Feb-20 09:23:34

Some find it hard to be monogamous
Perhaps, like me, they're too glamorous ?
Opportunities abound
Pretty girls are all around
Who can blame them for getting all amorous?

But when the time comes to settle down

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