Limericks 13

Now the groom was a bit of a lad
There's not a damsel he hasn't had?
Until he met Milly

Now the groom was a bit of a lad
There's not a damsel he hasn't had?

A young riding teacher in Frome
Owned stables with plenty of room
Large bales of hay
For her beautiful Bay
And a couch for her and the groom

Now the groom was a bit of a lad

A young riding teacher in Frome
Owned stables with plenty of room
Large bales of hay
For her beautiful Bay

A young riding teacher in Frome
Owned stables with plenty of room
Large bales of hay

A young riding teacher in Frome
Owned stables with plenty of room

We've just driven through Pratt's Bottom
Daft place names, we love to spot 'em
There's a range of Piddles
And a host of Fiddles
We'll come again in the Autumn

A young riding teacher in Frome

We've just driven through Pratt's Bottom
Daft place names, we love to spot 'em
There's a range of Piddles
And a host of Fiddles

We've just driven through Pratt's Bottom
Daft place names, we love to spot 'em
There's a range of Piddles

We've just driven trough Pratt's Bottom
Daft place names, we love to spot 'em

He's the one who sings "Go compare",
It is delivered in tenor with flair
His curly moustache
Gives him panache
His dress suit is so debonair

We've just driven through Pratt's Bottom

He's the one who sings "Go compare",
It is delivered in tenor with flair
His curly moustache
Gives him panache

He's the one who sings "Go compare",
It is delivered in tenor with flair
His curly moustache

He's the one who sings "Go compare",
It is delivered in tenor with flair

So into the garden I went
To trace an elusive strange scent
Saw a fairy ring
And heard someone sing
It was a dapper operatic gent

He`s the one who sings "Go compare"

So into the garden I went
To trace an elusive strange scent
Saw a fairy ring
And heard someone sing

I do wish I'd bought a supply of books
The libraries are closed, I had a look
I must amuse myself
I think I see an elf
Standing by a babbling brook

So into the garden I went
To trace an elusive strange scent
Saw a fairy ring

It’s a mirror it’s only myself

So into the garden I went
To trace an elusive strange scent

I do wish I'd bought a supply of books
The libraries are closed, I had a look
I must amuse myself
I think I see and elf

I do wish I'd bought a supply of books
The libraries are closed, I had a look
I must amuse myself

I do wish I’d bought a supply of books
The libraries are closed, I had a look

I must search for jigsaws in the loft
And try to ignore the moths
The dust will be up my nose
That`s understandable, I suppose,
Hope that’s the only reason I coughed!

I do wish I’d bought a supply of books

I must search for jigsaws in the loft
And try to ignore the moths
The dust will be up my nose
That`s understandable, I suppose,

I must search for jigsaws in the loft
And try to ignore the moths (Grany, I hope you dont mind, just to keep the rhythm)
The dust will be up my nose

I must search for jigsaws in the loft
And ignor the moths