Grand Christmas Ball....all welcome

I see no one has posted since last night ?. I knew they were all unable to hold their booze. Lightweights. Come on out from under the table and get back to the party. As for you lemon, the Lady (and I use the word loosely) of the Manor, should you be wandering round (un) dressed like that.?

Helen Highwater! (Who invited that floozy?) I've just seen her in a three some with Santa and Lord L

Good to hear chewy. Likewise

Flippin eck Doodle you don't half make me laugh with your posts!

Excuse me lemongrove but I think you will find that I did Apricot Brandy last time I did A. Keep up. You’ve obviously had too much anyway. ?

Drat you lemongrove I was doing A ?

Aaah at last I have got the beginning of the alphabet. Thank you for taking on the onerous responsibility of Y chewy. I’m not sure I could have coped with another one.

By the way marydoll Santa wanted me to tell you he has come (!) with supplies this time.

Christmas condoms!!! Mince pie flavour ?. Best of luck

Apricot brandy...hic

Zig-zag - the way some of us are lurching walking after all those alcoholic beverages

Yes DanniRae you're absolutely right! I'm shocked at some of the shenanigans that have gone on here. <swoons in a ladylike manner>

X rated - that's my description of these posts - SHOCKING!! come on ladies show some decorum - instead of your knickers

Wellies for jumping through the puddles on the way home

Voluptuous velvet gown worn by our own Marydoll. I must admit the surgical stockings do nothing for the outfit. ?

Under the mistletoe xxx you’ll never guess who I’ve found marydoll ??

Tarts as well, either mince or jam are acceptable.

Scrubbers needed right now

(Haha, yes, my mistake Doodle so sorry for blaming you!)

Rain......who brought that?

Pooh not me chewy I’m on a hot date. Marydoll can do it whilst she’s looking for Santa.

Questioning your memory lemon , wasn’t it chewy who worked down the sewers. Well even if she didn’t she always pongs like she did ? (scrubbers indeed ?)

Obviously someone's going to have to clear up the mess after the shindig has ended. But who? I nominate Marydoll and Doodle. They're such good scrubbers.

Never mind, Lemon. You can make the little temptress Katie clean it all up with a toothbrush and a damp hanky as punishment for her escapade with his Lordship.

Muddy bootmarks! On my polished floors ( was that you Doodle after your shift at the sewer works? )You could have changed you know....disgraceful.)

Loose women......running around everywhere ?

Kerfuffle! I have just dragged Lord L up the cellar steps, the poor old chap was being attacked by Katie the under housemaid ( always under somebody!)

Just wear a mask as at a masked ball and you might snap up a toy boy.

I think you mean gay hussy scribbles (it was lemon but don’t tell marydoll).

Just think you ought to know lemon that Lord Lemon is in the cellar with one of the housemaids .......I think one of his strings has snapped ?