Grand Christmas Ball....all welcome

Red carpets for Marydoll and me to shimmy down in our stunningly beautiful and massively expensive ball gowns. mine was more expensive though.

Sugar mice (with string tails)

Ten gallons of poteen (pinched from the Argy. Don’t tell lemon) ?

Tiaras on loan from Cartier, for Chewy and I. We make keep them! We deserve them!

Uncle Tom Cobley and all are welcome

Vases with exotic blooms

Wassailing

Xylophone playing by tipsy Great Aunt Maud

Y fronts with holly on for the waiters.

?prickly pants?

Z beds in the East wing, for those guests too inebriated to make it home again.

Asti ......whole cases of the stuff.?

Balls (glitter) adding a touch of class

Bottles and bottles of bubbly

Chandeliers and candelabras this is a classy do

oh right then chewy
Dicky Bows

Daring necklines on our ball gowns...décolleté ?

Essential oils for massages in case anyone gets a bit stiff ?

( oooh, you are awful.....but I like you!)?

Fluffy towels in my sumptuous bathrooms.

Fruit punch for when we don't care what we're drinking

Great balls of fire - to keep us warm ☄️☄️

Holly to deck the hall

Ivy to go with the holly

Illumination - decorate the outside of the mansion and gardens with hundreds of lights, all in the best possible taste of course.

Jewels worn by all the ladies, and men if they want.