Grand Christmas Ball....all welcome

Gah - I’m stuck!! Someone help me up please (and bring something to cover me up please - I appear to have split my knickers )

FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE!

I do like firemen and they add a certain jeux ne se qua to proceedings

Emergency ? services on standby. SirC what are you doing down there?

Daring exploits on the dance floor ( SirC doing the splits!)

Cherries ? for our drinks. Ooh there’s a couple of them over there. Oops sorry dottydots didn’t realise it was you

Bad braless Dottydots - of course I meant you

Apricot Brandy...makes my legs go bandy

chewy

Z beds. Because we're going to need anap at some point.

You're such a lucky devil Doodle and so adept with the letter Y ?

Ooh! SirChenjin, do you mean me, when I was so tiddly and legless that I took off my bra in the garden and waved it at the nice man who was serving drinks.

Y!!! Words fail me.

Ynney me coz I’ve got Y again ?

X rated behaviour from guests who should know better (you know who you are )

Well...... in view of your behaviour at The Ball last year Marydoll, he's probably too scared to show his face hussy.

Vexed that Santa is nowhere to be seen. ??
Do you think he is avoiding me?

Unfortunate incident in car park when a mini skidded on reindeer poo and wrote -off three of the Porches!

Well remembered lemon. I’d forgotten about marydoll’s amorous liaison with Santa. ??....and the outcome ?

Verify location postcode for sat nag please lemon although the smell of burnt mince pies will probably be enough to guide us

That’s not all he popped in for!?He was hoping to find Marydoll

Sorry threexnanny crossed posts. ?

Trail of crumbs as Santa heads back to his sleigh.

Unfortunately, we now need more mince pies lemon. I can’t get soop to bake them as she’s incommunicado at the moment. I guess you will have to do it. ☹️

Sat Navs ....essential for finding Lemongrove Manor as we are tucked away in the back of beyond.

Reindeer chewing on the grass as Santa’s popped in for his mince pies ? and sherry

Rusty heaps parked out the back

Quantities of left-over sprouts to be dealt with

Parked cars in rows on the sweeping gravel drive.....Rolls Royce, Bentley, BMW sports, Porches to name but a few.

Old people's bus passes to get us home

New romances blossomed under the mishtletoe and the affluence of incohol ???