Limericks 12

Dan wished his life was science fiction
For at the space race he`d do a run
He`d be camp spaceman
Get so off his face man
That nobody would understand his diction

There was a fit fellow from Crete

Dan wished his life was science fiction
For at the space race he`d do a run
He`d be camp spaceman
Get so off his face man

Dan wished his life was science fiction
For at the space race he'd do a run
He'd be camp spaceman

Dan wished his life was science fiction
For at the space race he'd do a run

Then a book about Danny la Rue
Interesting it will be, it's overdue
Spill all the beans
And tell how, in teens,
You got your break through

Dan wished his life was science fiction

Then a book about Danny la Rue
Interesting it will be, it's overdue
Spill all the beans
And tell how, in teens,

Then a book about Danny la Rue
Interesting it will be, it's overdue
Spill all the beans

Then a book about Danny la Rue
Interesting it will be, it's overdue

Sorry Then a book..

Tom was ready for his Dame audition
Looking forward to the planned rendition
Then he tripped on high heels
Oh how silly he feels
And he wished the whole thing in perdition

The a book about Danny La Rue

Tom was ready for his Dame audition
Looking forward to the planned rendition
Then he tripped on high heels
Oh how silly he feels

Tom was ready for his Dame audition
Looking forward to the planned rendition
Then he tripped on high heels

Tom was ready for his Dame audition
Looking forward to the planned rendition

But first he needed a huge false bosom
One that made him look female and fulsome
Next, an outrageous wig
It`s got to be BIG,
Blonde, bouffant and borrowed from mum.

Tom was ready for his Dame audition

But first he needed a huge false bosom
One that made him look female and fulsome
Next, an outrageous wig
It`s got to be BIG,

But first, he needed a large false bosom
One that made him look female and fulsome
Next, an outrageous wig

But first, he needed a large false bosom
One that made him look female and fulsome

Tom wanted to be a pantomime dame
Thought long and hard about his stage name
Perhaps Hernia, Cinders' ugly sister
Or Appendix, prefixed by a Mister
He dreamed he'd find great fortune and fame.

But first, he needed a large false bosom

Tom wanted to be a pantomime dame
Thought long and hard about his stage name
Perhaps Hernia, Cinders' ugly sister
Or Appendix, prefixed by a Mister

Tom wanted to be a pantomime dame
Thought long and hard about his stage name
Perhaps Hernia, Cinders' ugly sister

Tom wanted to be a pantomime dame
Thought long and hard about his stage name

Cinderella encountered a prince
But Oh No! His voice made her wince
She put that aside
He made her his bride
And they've been happy ever since

Tom wanted to be a pantomime dame

Cinderella encountered a prince
But Oh No! His voice made her wince
She put that aside
He made her his bride

Cinderella encountered a prince
But Oh No! His voice made her wince
She put that aside

Cinderella encountered a prince
But Oh No! His voice made her wince