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Limericks 12

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Juliet27 Fri 01-Nov-19 22:33:46

Limericks 10 ended with...

My garden will be full of spent rockets
They’ll need to be collected in buckets
It was fun at the time

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 09-Dec-19 19:50:55

I suppose that just leaves the train
Oh No! There's a strike again

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Juliet27 Mon 09-Dec-19 19:51:52

I suppose that just leaves the train
And again the cost is a pain

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Jangran99 Mon 09-Dec-19 19:52:46

I suppose that just leaves the train
jostling and jabbering does my brain
But at least there’s space

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Jangran99 Mon 09-Dec-19 19:53:55

grin

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crazyH Mon 09-Dec-19 19:57:44

I suppose that just leaves the train
Jostling and jabbering does my brain
But at least there’s space
And we're not in a race

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Juliet27 Mon 09-Dec-19 20:31:11

I suppose that just leaves the train
Jostling and jabbering does my brain
But at least there’s space
And we're not in a race
So I’m just letting it take the strain

I wonder what Friday the 13th will bring

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Jangran99 Mon 09-Dec-19 20:41:12

I wonder what Friday the 13th will bring
Some will be sobbing and others will sing

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 10-Dec-19 00:52:13

I wonder what Friday the 13th will bring
Some will be sobbing and others will sing
Out right win or close result?

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Jangran99 Tue 10-Dec-19 03:02:42

I wonder what Friday the 13th will bring
Some will be sobbing and others will sing
Out right win or close result?
Settled now or more tumult

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 10-Dec-19 09:53:31

I wonder what Friday the 13th will bring
Some will be sobbing and others will sing
Out right win or close result?
Settled now or more tumult
Give me a little hope on which I can cling

Must be mad but I'm off to the sales

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crazyH Tue 10-Dec-19 09:57:21

Must be mad but I'm off to the sales
It's pouring outside and forecast gales

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henetha Tue 10-Dec-19 10:18:56

Must be mad but I'm off to the sales
It's pouring outside and forecast gales
Waterproofs I'll need

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 10-Dec-19 11:03:25

Must be mad but I'm off to the sales
It's pouring outside and forecast gales
Waterproofs I'll need
On the bike for speed

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henetha Wed 11-Dec-19 10:39:55

Must be mad but I'm off to the sales
It's pouring outside and forecast gales
Waterproofs I'll need
On the bike for speed,
I hope there's bargains to be had in Wales.

Or shall I cycle down to Land's End?

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crazyH Wed 11-Dec-19 16:48:26

Or shall I cycle down to Land's End?
I don't think I could manage those bends

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Gemini1789 Wed 11-Dec-19 16:51:42

Or shall I cycle down to Land's End?
I don't think I could manage those bends

With the wind behind me

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crazyH Wed 11-Dec-19 16:53:57

Or shall I cycle down to Land's End?
I don't think I could manage those bends
With the wind behind me
And a brace for my knee

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callgirl1 Wed 11-Dec-19 23:46:36

Or shall I cycle down to Land`s End?
I don`t think I could manage those bends
With the wind behind me
And a brace for my knee
I can take whtever the weather sends.

Mind you, I might need snow shoes

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crazyH Wed 11-Dec-19 23:59:54

Mind you, I might need snow shoes
Or my toes will be singing the blues

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Jangran99 Thu 12-Dec-19 00:08:45

Mind you, I might need snow shoes
Or my toes will be singing the blues
Or how about skis

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crazyH Thu 12-Dec-19 00:44:19

Mind you, I might need snow shoes
Or my toes will be singing the blues
Or how about skis
Cant bend my knees

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 12-Dec-19 13:03:25

Mind you, I might need snow shoes
Or my toes will be singing the blues
Or how about skis
Can't bend my knees
I'll pull on my thick thermal trews.

Complete with my cream cable knitted hat

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crazyH Thu 12-Dec-19 14:10:47

Complete with my cream cable knitted hat
And a scarf that's entwined me like a cat

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Oldandverygrey Thu 12-Dec-19 15:50:24

Complete with my cream cable knitted hat
And a scarf that's entwined me like a cat
I shall whizz down those slopes

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crazyH Thu 12-Dec-19 15:54:44

Complete with my cream cable knitted hat
And a scarf that's entwined me like a cat
I shall whizz down those slopes
When I reach the bottom, I'll need ropes

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