Limericks 12

So I'm off into town on the train
Drat, shopping list forgotten again!
I must try to remember
It's just early December
No need for panic and pain.

New first line 52bright?

New first line 52bright?
She'll be back soon, so I'll write

New first line 52bright?
She'll be back soon, so I'll write
It's that time of year

New first line 52bright?
She'll be back soon, so I'll write
It's that time of year
When full of good cheer

New first line 52bright
She'll be back soon, so I'll write
It's that time of year
When full of good cheer
But not too much or we'll get tight.

I thought I'd try a posh new liquor

I thought I'd try a posh new liquor
One that is compatible with my old ticker

I thought I'd try a posh new liquor
One that is compatible with my old ticker
'Twas worth every penny

I thought I'd try a posh new liquor
One that is compatible with my old ticker
'Twas worth every penny
Decided to stock up, so bought twenty

I thought I'd try a posh new liquor
One that is compatible with my old ticker
'Twas worth every penny
Decided to stock up, so bought twenty
50quid a bottle ! shudda read the sticker

Never mind I’m floating on air

Never mind I’m floating on air
I haven't got one single care

Never mind I'm floating on air
I haven't got one single care
I'm floating around in a haze

Never mind I'm floating on air
I haven't got one single care
I'm floating around in a haze
Laid-back in a daze

Never mind I'm floating on air
I haven't got one single care
I'm floating around in a haze
Laid-back in a daze
I'm sure I'll wake up with bad hair.

Then, I'll have a cup of strong coffee

Then, I'll have a cup of strong coffee
With a slice of my homemade banoffe

Then, I'll have a cup of strong coffee
With a slice of my homemade banoffe
My head starts to clear

Then, I'll have a cup of strong coffee
With a slice of my homemade banoffe
My head starts to clear
I'll have no fear

Then, I'll have a cup of strong coffee
With a slice of my homemade banoffe
My head starts to clear
I'll have no fear
Time to read a really good story

I have an invite to the local book club

I have an invite to the local book club
Didn't realise I have to pay a 'sub'

I have an invite to the local book club
Didn't realise I have to pay a 'sub'
Not so sure about their choice of book

I have an invite to the local book club
Didn't realise I have to pay a 'sub'
Not so sure about their choice of book
Not quite my taste but I’ll have a look

I have an invite to the local book club
Didn't realise I have to pay a 'sub'
Not so sure about their choice of book
Not quite my taste but I’ll have a look,
It's a bit posh for me, I'll probably get a snub.

I'd like to go up in a hot air balloon

And not come down too soon

I'd like to go up in a hot air balloon
And try not to come down too soon
I feel light as air

Id like to go up in a hot air balloon
And try not to come down too soon
I feel light as air
Totally without a care