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Limericks 12

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Juliet27 Fri 01-Nov-19 22:33:46

Limericks 10 ended with...

My garden will be full of spent rockets
They’ll need to be collected in buckets
It was fun at the time

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Juliet27 Sun 02-Feb-20 10:55:31

However, she attracted the wrong type
One was grey, fat, bald and smoked a smelly pipe
I know that man! she cried

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henetha Sun 02-Feb-20 10:46:04

However, she attracted the wrong type
One was grey, fat, bald and smoked a smelly pipe

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Juliet27 Sun 02-Feb-20 06:36:50

She thought a dating app might be fine
So she put her photo out online
It didn't take long
She wore a red thong
In the hope that they’d think her divine

However, she attracted the wrong type

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Gemini17892 Sat 01-Feb-20 22:28:22

She thought a dating app might be fine
So she put her photo out online
It didn't take long
She wore a red thong

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Juliet27 Sat 01-Feb-20 13:52:38

She thought a dating app might be fine
So she put her photo out online
It didn't take long

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henetha Sat 01-Feb-20 10:00:17

She thought a dating app might be fine
So she put her photo out online

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Jangran99 Sat 01-Feb-20 08:48:40

There was a young girl called Carrie
Who wondered who she would marry,
Boy next door?
No, far too poor
And she’d never liked the name Harry

She thought a dating app might be fine

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Juliet27 Sat 01-Feb-20 07:04:10

There was a young girl called Carrie
Who wondered who she would marry,
Boy next door?
No, far too poor

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 31-Jan-20 23:43:26

There was a young girl called Carrie
Who wondered who she would marry,
Boy next door?

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callgirl1 Fri 31-Jan-20 23:38:02

There was a young girl called Carrie
Who wondered who she would marry,

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Gemini17892 Fri 31-Jan-20 17:46:25

Our Nigel creates quite a picture
His hair colour is such a mixture
What would you call it?
Obviously Brexit
I really hope it’s not a fixture?

There was a young girl called Carrie

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henetha Fri 31-Jan-20 13:23:17

Our Nigel creates quite a picture
His hair colour is such a mixture
What would you call it?
Obviously Brexit

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 31-Jan-20 12:09:04

Our Nigel creates quite a picture
His hair colour is such a mixture
What would you call it?

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Juliet27 Fri 31-Jan-20 02:24:40

Our Nigel creates quite a picture,
His hair colour is such a mixture

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callgirl1 Thu 30-Jan-20 23:52:40

Is the 31st to be a memorable date?
I don`t think so, I`m sorry mate.
We`ll see how we feel
Maybe dance a reel
As we wait to find out our fate.

Our Nigel creates quite a picture,

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Jangran99 Thu 30-Jan-20 23:19:38

Is the 31st to be a memorable date?!
I don't think so . I'm sorry , mate.
We'll see how we feel
Maybe dance a reel

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Barberdice Thu 30-Jan-20 22:38:00

Is the 31st to be a memorable date?!
I don't think so . I'm sorry , mate.
We'll see how we feel

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Gemini17892 Thu 30-Jan-20 22:20:48

Is the 31st to be a memorable date?!
I don’t think so . I’m sorry , mate .

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Juliet27 Thu 30-Jan-20 21:42:55

Their panda cars travelled at great speed
But they should have taken more heed
The thief wore skates
Just like his mates
And they made clever escapes indeed.

Is the 31st to be a memorable date?!

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callgirl1 Thu 30-Jan-20 21:17:37

Their panda cars travelled at great speed
But they should have taken more heed
The thief wore skates
Just like his mates

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crazyH Thu 30-Jan-20 17:07:16

Their panda cars travelled at great speed
But they should have taken more heed
The thief wore skates

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Juliet27 Thu 30-Jan-20 16:46:41

Their panda cars travelled at great speed
But they should have taken more heed

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 30-Jan-20 11:48:32

She called the police in an instant,
But by now the thief was distant
She sat and cried
Like an abandoned bride
While the boys in blue launched a man hunt.

Their panda cars travelled at great speed

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henetha Thu 30-Jan-20 10:38:38

She called the police in an instant,
But by now the thief was distant
She sat and cried
Like an abandoned bride

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Gemini17892 Thu 30-Jan-20 09:45:26

She called the police in an instant,
But by now the thief was distant
She sat and cried

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