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Limericks 11

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

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crazyH Sat 25-Jan-20 00:32:18

No probs Barmey, Join in ....

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Juliet27 Sat 25-Jan-20 00:36:40

He drew roses and anchors and birds
I wanted a sheep and cow herds
So I made a decision

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crazyH Sat 25-Jan-20 00:41:25

He drew roses and anchors and birds
I wanted a sheep and cow herds
So I made a decision
With pin head precision

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Juliet27 Sat 25-Jan-20 05:03:43

He drew roses and anchors and birds
I wanted a sheep and cow herds
So I made a decision
With pin head precision
That I’d only have tattoos of words

It’s 5 am and I’m wide awake

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Jangran99 Sat 25-Jan-20 09:03:02

It’s 5 am and I’m wide awake
So thinking of my dear husband's sake

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 25-Jan-20 16:25:37

It’s 5 am and I’m wide awake
So thinking of my dear husband's sake
I sneak downstairs

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Jangran99 Sat 25-Jan-20 17:03:31

It’s 5 am and I’m wide awake
So thinking of my dear husband's sake
I sneak downstairs
So he's unawares

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Billybob4491 Sat 25-Jan-20 17:11:35

Its 5am and I'm wide awake
So thinking of my dear husband's sake
I sneak downstairs
So he's unawares
To eat the rest of the Christmas Cake

I really must think about a diet

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Gemini1789 Sat 25-Jan-20 17:13:34

I really must think about a diet
I have an idea but I can’t apply it

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Jangran99 Sat 25-Jan-20 17:23:40

I really must think about a diet
I have an idea but I can’t apply it
My willpower's weak

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Juliet27 Sat 25-Jan-20 17:28:25

I really must think about a diet
I have an idea but I can’t apply it
My willpower's weak
I don’t like my physique

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Jangran99 Sat 25-Jan-20 18:01:02

I really must think about a diet
I have an idea but I can’t apply it
My willpower's weak
I don’t like my physique
But I'm a glutton, I can't deny it.

Trouble is ,I'm a reluctant cook

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Gemini1789 Sat 25-Jan-20 20:19:27

Trouble is ,I'm a reluctant cook
I do everything by the book

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henetha Sun 26-Jan-20 11:24:39

Trouble is ,I'm a reluctant cook
I do everything by the book
My food is boring

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 26-Jan-20 13:44:58

Trouble is, I'm a reluctant cook
I do everything by the book
My food is boring
Imagination's not soaring

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Juliet27 Sun 26-Jan-20 16:09:56

Trouble is, I'm a reluctant cook
I do everything by the book
My food is boring
Imagination's not soaring
At MasterChef I’ll just have to look

An ageing pop singer from Brighton

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callgirl1 Mon 27-Jan-20 00:37:10

An ageing pop singer from Brighton
Could only sleep with the light on,

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henetha Mon 27-Jan-20 09:56:22

An ageing pop singer from Brighton
Could only sleep with the light on,
As darkness he feared

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Juliet27 Mon 27-Jan-20 10:20:33

An ageing pop singer from Brighton
Could only sleep with the light on,
As darkness he feared
He seemed a bit weird

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 27-Jan-20 14:32:35

An ageing pop singer from Brighton
Could only sleep with the light on
As darkness he feared
He seemed a bit weird
That with vampires he'd have a real fight on.

To his slumbers he went with some garlic

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Juliet27 Mon 27-Jan-20 15:10:20

To his slumbers he went with some garlic
And with candle it all seemed so gothic

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crazyH Mon 27-Jan-20 16:16:38

To his slumbers he went with some garlic
And with candle it all seemed so gothic
Wooden cross he held

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Juliet27 Mon 27-Jan-20 16:52:35

To his slumbers he went with some garlic
And with candle it all seemed so gothic
Wooden cross he held
'Begone!' he yelled

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henetha Tue 28-Jan-20 11:42:19

To his slumbers he went with some garlic
And with candle it all seemed so gothic
Wooden cross he held
'Begone!' he yelled
But it was only a friendly ghost from Harlech.

Together they sang a sweet duet

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crazyH Tue 28-Jan-20 12:33:09

Together they sang a sweet duet
Couldn't harmonise, they knew it

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