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Limericks 11

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 01-Jan-20 16:53:00

Not much more of the old year left now,
2020 could be better but I wish I knew how

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Gemini1789 Wed 01-Jan-20 19:25:59

Not much more of the old year left now,
2020 could be better but I wish I knew how
Just think nice thoughts

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henetha Thu 02-Jan-20 11:09:51

Not much more of the old year left now,
2020 could be better but I wish I knew how
Just think nice thoughts -
A cheque with lots of noughts?

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crazyH Thu 02-Jan-20 11:13:31

Not much more of the old year left now,
2020 could be better but I wish I knew how
Just think nice thoughts -
A cheque with lots of noughts?
Positivity cannot be bought.

My NY resolution is to worry less

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Juliet27 Thu 02-Jan-20 16:29:14

Crazy...you forgot 5th line rhymes with the first two.

My NY resolution is to worry less
Which should create more happiness

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Jangran99 Thu 02-Jan-20 19:28:01

My NY resolution is to worry less
Which should create more happiness
I'll sleep like a baby

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callgirl1 Thu 02-Jan-20 22:06:49

My NY resolution is to worry less
Which should create more happiness
I`ll sleep like a baby
Not definite, but maybe,

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 03-Jan-20 00:25:38

My NY resolution is to worry less
Which should create more happiness
I`ll sleep like a baby
Not definite, but maybe,
Result will mean less stress

Another resolution is to visit new places

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crazyH Fri 03-Jan-20 00:31:39

Yes Juliet.....what am I like ?

Another resolution is to visit new places
Too many to mention- so I'll do it in phases

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 03-Jan-20 00:34:09

Another resolution is to visit new places
Too many to mention- so I'll do it in phases
First is New York

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crazyH Fri 03-Jan-20 00:40:01

Another resolution is to visit new places
Too many to mention- so I'll do it in phases
First is New York
A fortune I'll fork

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henetha Fri 03-Jan-20 09:54:41

Another resolution is to visit new places
Too many to mention- so I'll do it in phases
First is New York
A fortune I'll fork
As I misbehave and kick over the traces.

Then I might fly to San Francisco

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 03-Jan-20 11:14:17

Then I might fly to San Francisco
Sightseeing there is a must, don't you know

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 03-Jan-20 11:15:07

Then I might fly to San Francisco
And have a good time at the disco

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Jangran99 Sat 04-Jan-20 11:33:57

Then I might fly to San Francisco
And have a good time at the disco
Then down to the ‘Strip’

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henetha Sun 05-Jan-20 10:33:57

Then I might fly to San Francisco
And have a good time at the disco
Then down to the ‘Strip’
That would be a great trip

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Jangran99 Sun 05-Jan-20 11:22:22

Then I might fly to San Francisco
And have a good time at the disco
Then down to the ‘Strip’
That would be a great trip
Then go loco down in Acapulco

At last all the Christmas decs are down

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Juliet27 Sun 05-Jan-20 11:38:23

At last all the Christmas decs are down
And I’ve put away my Santa gown

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crazyH Sun 05-Jan-20 11:39:26

At last all the Christmas decs are down
And the whole street is in a frown

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Quesera Sun 05-Jan-20 20:48:45

At last all the Christmas decs are down
And I’ve put away my Santa gown
The cards have gone in the bin

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Juliet27 Sun 05-Jan-20 21:22:28

At last all the Christmas decs are down
And I’ve put away my Santa gown
The cards have gone in the bin
Though not to recycle is a sin

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 06-Jan-20 00:46:44

At last all the Christmas decs are down
And I’ve put away my Santa gown
The cards have gone in the bin
Though not to recycle is a sin
Perhaps it's time for the sales in town

Babysitting can be such hard work

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crazyH Mon 06-Jan-20 02:04:51

Babysitting can be such hard work
The kids want an encore of my 'twerk'

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henetha Mon 06-Jan-20 10:19:27

Babysitting can be such hard work
The kids want an encore of my 'twerk'
So turn the music up

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Juliet27 Mon 06-Jan-20 18:02:59

Babysitting can be such hard work
The kids want an encore of my 'twerk'
So turn the music up
Forget you’re a grown-up

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