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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

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crazyH Sun 17-Nov-19 21:11:23

My friend has a dog called Fred
His meal every day is a loaf of bread
All that dough within n him

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 17-Nov-19 20:00:18

My friend has a dog called Fred
His meal every day is a loaf of bread

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Oldandverygrey Sun 17-Nov-19 17:58:55

I've got a curtain twitcher who lives next door
Best to walk past her house and ignore
Or give her a wave
She'll shrink in her cave
After all, that's what friends are for!

My friend has a dog called Fred

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Juliet27 Sun 17-Nov-19 13:22:13

I've got a curtain-twitcher who lives next door
Best to walk past her house and ignore
Or give her a wave
She'll shrink in her cave

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Jangran99 Sun 17-Nov-19 10:13:51

I've got a curtain-twitcher who lives next door
Best to walk past her house and ignore
Or give her a wave

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 17-Nov-19 01:33:58

I've got a curtain-twitcher who lives next door
Best to walk past her house and ignore

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crazyH Sat 16-Nov-19 17:09:07

But then, does it really matter?
It's inside that counts, they natter
A heart of gold
Or so I'm told
Can melt the Iron Master.

I've got a curtain-twitcher who lives next door

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 16-Nov-19 16:40:28

But then, does it really matter?
It's inside that counts, they natter
A heart of gold
Or so I'm told

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crazyH Sat 16-Nov-19 15:24:43

But then, does it really matter ?
It's inside that counts, they natter,
A heart of gold

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henetha Sat 16-Nov-19 10:52:31

But then, does it really matter ?
It's inside that counts, they natter,

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crazyH Sat 16-Nov-19 10:44:53

I wish I did not put on winter weight
Perhaps I shouldn't overfill my plate
A weakness for chips
Now they won't pass my lips
Soon, I'll look like Moss, Kate.

But then, does it really matter ?

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Jangran99 Sat 16-Nov-19 10:30:45

I wish I did not put on winter weight
Perhaps I shouldn't overfill my plate
A weakness for chips
Now they won't pass my lips

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crazyH Sat 16-Nov-19 10:19:00

I wish I did not put on winter weight
Perhaps I shouldn't overfill my plate
A weakness for chips

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Jangran99 Sat 16-Nov-19 10:14:38

Oops, sorry Juliet?plate

I wish I didn’t put on winter weight
Perhaps I shouldn't overfill my plate

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Jangran99 Sat 16-Nov-19 10:12:10

I've always wanted to play the guitar
Successfully enough to be a rock star
The Glastonbury stage
In spite of my age
Is definitely on my radar.

I'm spending the weekend in Featherstonehaugh

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Juliet27 Sat 16-Nov-19 10:09:51

I've always wanted to play the guitar
Successfully enough to be a rock star
The Glastonbury stage
In spite of my age
I’m amazed that I’ve come so far!

I wish I didn’t put on winter weight

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Bellanonna Sat 16-Nov-19 09:57:27

I've always wanted to play the guitar
Successfully enough to be a rock star
The Glastonbury stage
In spite of my age

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Jangran99 Sat 16-Nov-19 07:58:54

I've always wanted to play the guitar
Successfully enough to be a rock star
The Glastonbury stage

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Juliet27 Sat 16-Nov-19 06:38:16

I've always wanted to play the guitar
Successfully enough to be a rock star

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 15-Nov-19 23:53:45

And as proof I shall cite Larry Adler
A genius player and related to a saddler
He blew a good tune
All afternoon
He certainly was no amateur

I've always wanted to play the guitar

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crazyH Fri 15-Nov-19 10:45:16

And as proof I shall cite Larry Adler
A genius player and related to a saddler
He blew a good tune
All afternoon

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 15-Nov-19 09:56:22

And as proof I shall cite Larry Adler
A genius player and related to a saddler
He blew a good tune

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Bellanonna Fri 15-Nov-19 09:49:49

Ha ha yours is better Henetha as it incorporates musician

And as proof I shall site Larry Adler
A genius player, and related to a sadler

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Bellanonna Fri 15-Nov-19 09:47:05

And as proof I shall cite Larry Adler
Whose brother was my father’s saddler

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henetha Fri 15-Nov-19 09:46:27

And as proof I shall site Larry Adler
A genius player, and related to a sadler

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