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Limericks 11

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

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FarNorth Mon 02-Dec-19 07:17:11

Helen always liked the same men as me
And that was more than two or three

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 02-Dec-19 09:29:14

Helen always liked the same men as me
And that was more than two or three
Why do I keep her as friend, I wonder

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 02-Dec-19 13:51:10

Helen always liked the same men as me
And that was more than two or three
Why do I keep her as a friend, I wonder
She's trying to pull us asunder

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Quesera Mon 02-Dec-19 15:27:16

Helen always liked the same men as me
And that was more than two or three
Why do I keep her as a friend, I wonder
She's trying to pull us asunder
Maybe it’s time to break free.

I’m stuck here in the local A and E

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FarNorth Mon 02-Dec-19 16:54:18

I’m stuck here in the local A and E
That last tango has done for my knee

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callgirl1 Mon 02-Dec-19 21:13:33

I`m stuck here in the local A and E
That last tango has done for my knee
I`ve always loved Latin

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 02-Dec-19 23:38:26

I`m stuck here in the local A and E
That last tango has done for my knee
I`ve always loved Latin
When I'm dressed in satin

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callgirl1 Tue 03-Dec-19 00:43:26

I`m stuck here in the local A and E
That last tango has done for my knee
I`ve always loved Latin
When I`m dressed in satin
I`ll surely be a sight to see!

My partner is Anton du Beck

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Juliet27 Tue 03-Dec-19 07:04:16

My partner is Anton du Beck
I'm imaginative but what the heck!

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Bellanonna Tue 03-Dec-19 07:10:29

My partner is Anton du Beck
I'm imaginative but what the heck!
Now I’m done for it seems

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Juliet27 Tue 03-Dec-19 08:07:01

My partner is Anton du Beck
I'm imaginative but what the heck!
Now I’m done for it seems
Maybe the end of my dreams

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Jangran99 Tue 03-Dec-19 08:28:33

My partner is Anton du Beck
I'm imaginative but what the heck!
Now I’m done for it seems
Maybe the end of my dreams
I keep tripping on the contra check.

So I think maybe I'll take up singing

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 03-Dec-19 10:38:21

So I think maybe I'll take up singing
With great music the house will be ringing

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Oldandverygrey Tue 03-Dec-19 16:41:05

So I think maybe I'll take up singing
With great music the house will be ringing
I shall warble up and down the scales

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crazyH Tue 03-Dec-19 17:07:34

So I think maybe I'll take up singing
With great music the house will be ringing
I shall warble up and down the scales
Or go whistling through the Dales

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Bellanonna Tue 03-Dec-19 21:13:06

So I think maybe I'll take up singing
With great music the house will be ringing
I shall warble up and down the scales
Or go whistling through the Dales
With my arms so jauntily swinging

I wonder what songs I should sing?

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Quesera Tue 03-Dec-19 21:13:17

So I think maybe I'll take up singing
With great music the house will be ringing
I shall warble up and down the scales
Or go whistling through the Dales
Oh, the joy my lungs will be bringing!

Hang on though, who am I kidding?

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Bellanonna Tue 03-Dec-19 21:14:18

X post! Let’s keep yours, that’s fine ?

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Quesera Wed 04-Dec-19 08:52:19

?
Hang on though, who am I kidding?
While I’ll burst into song at the slightest bidding

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Bellanonna Wed 04-Dec-19 09:57:52

Hang on though, who am I kidding?
While I’ll burst into song at the slightest bidding

Why does everyone look so shocked?

(Welcome to the no-third-line club, quesera ?)

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 04-Dec-19 09:57:55

Hang on though, who am I kidding?
While I burst into song at the slightest bidding
It'll frighten the cat

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Bellanonna Wed 04-Dec-19 09:59:12

Why does everyone look so shocked?
Walking about with ears blocked.

They don’t appreciate art!

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Bellanonna Wed 04-Dec-19 10:01:53

I beat you to it by just 3 seconds lovebeige!

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henetha Wed 04-Dec-19 10:57:29

Not sure what's next, so-

Hang on though, who am I kidding?
While I burst into song at the slightest bidding
It'll frighten the cat,
Sat peacefully on the mat

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Quesera Wed 04-Dec-19 22:21:47

Hang on though, who am I kidding?
While I burst into song at the slightest bidding
It'll frighten the cat,
Sat peacefully on the mat
And not known for being forgiving.

So dancing and singing are out

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