Limericks 11

I wrote my bucket list tonight
AT #1 - a balloon flight
AT #2 - see The Killers live
Thirdly enjoy a lively jive,
But most of all, I want to see the Northern Light (s)

Last night I dreamt I was being chased

I wrote my bucket list tonight
AT #1 - a balloon flight
AT #2 - see The Killers live
Thirdly enjoy a lively jive,
Last, a helicopter over the canyon- fright!!!

Must buy a lottery ticket tomorrow

Last night I dreamt I was being chased
I ran so fast that in my haste

Last night I dreamt I was being chased
I ran so fast that in my haste
I tripped and lost a shoe

Last night I dreamt I was being chased
I ran so fast that in my haste
I tripped and lost a shoe
Then what should ensue

Last night I dreamt I was being chased
I ran so fast that in my haste
I tripped and lost a shoe
Then what should ensue
But a prince carrying the one I'd misplaced

I had a love. His name was Frank

I had a love. His name was Frank
He used to work for Martins Bank

I had a love. His name was Frank
He used to work for Martins Bank
He brought me flowers

I had a love. His name was Frank
He used to work for Martins Bank
He brought me flowers
We laughed for hours

I had a love, his name was Frank
He used to work for Martins Bank
He brought me flowers
We laughed for hours
But he never proposed so my hopes sank.

But perhaps I should have asked him myself

But perhaps I should have asked him myself
Just what his intentions were

(To keep it rhyming)
But perhaps I should have asked him myself
Anxious not to be left on the shelf

Sorry Bellanonna, think I had a senior moment!

I have them all the time O&G?

O&G I had a few tonight with the games !

But perhaps I should have asked him myself
Anxious not to be left on the shelf
I'll ring tomorrow and propose

But perhaps I should have asked him myself
Anxious not to be left on the shelf
I'll ring tomorrow and propose
He may say yes - who knows?

But perhaps I should have asked him myself
Anxious not to be left on the shelf
I`ll ring tomorrow and propose
He may say yes-who knows?
If not, I`ll make him my Christmas Elf!

He can go to Lapland to work for Santa,

He can go to Lapland to work for Santa,
I'm off on a safari in the Savanna

He can go to Lapland to work for Santa,
I'm off on a safari in the Savanna
To photograph rhino's

He can go to Lapland to work for Santa,
I`m off on a safari in the Savanna
To photograph rhinos
In such a cute pose

He can go to Lapland to work for Santa
I'm off on a safari in the Savanna
To photograph rhinos
In such a cute pose
But they ran towards me at a fast canter.

I had to run fast and climbed up a tree

I had to run fast and climbed up a tree
But not far away, a lion I could see

I had to run fast and climbed up a tree
But not far away, a lion I could see
Help! Can they climb?

I had to run fast and climbed up a tree
But not far away, a lion I could see
Help! Can they climb?
Will I make it in time?

I had to run fast and climbed up a tree
But not far away, a lion I could see
Help! Can they climb?
Will I make it in time?
I did - and wrote this rhyme.

My favourite animals are chimpanzees