Limericks 10

All my family have got big hooters
And love to zip around on scooters
The tip of my nose
Blocks out my toes
I definitely need the AA routers.

My neighbour's Beech is tall and wide

All my family have got big hooters
And love to zip around on scooters
The tip of my nose
Blocks out my toes

All my family have got big hooters
And love to zip around on scooters
The tip of my nose

All my family have got big hooters
And love to zip around on scooters

What about Laurel and Hardy
I believe they liked a Bacardi
Their slapstick kept me in stitches
But it made them lots of riches
And they kept going and going, oh Lordy!!

All my family have got big hooters

What about Laurel and Hardy
I believe they liked a Bacardi
Their slapstick kept me in stitches
But it made them lots of riches

What about Laurel and Hardy
I believe they liked a Bacardi
Their slapstick kept me in stitches

What about Laurel and Hardy
I believe they liked a Bacardi

We're off to see a film tonight
I believe it features a massive fight
I'll cover my eyes
In case someone dies
Next time I'll watch something light.

What about Laurel and Hardy

We're off to see a film tonight
I believe it features a massive fight
I'll cover my eyes
In case someone dies

(Lol FarNorth

We`re off to see a film tonight
I believe it features a massive fight
I'll cover my eyes
And eat ice-cream, large size,

We`re off to see a film tonight
I believe it features a massive fight
I'll cover my eyes

We`re off to see a film tonight
I believe it features a massive fight

I dream of long lost boyfriends
Cos the one I`ve got right now tends
To wear all my best clothes
Although his best mate loathes
It when he borrows his at weekends.

We're off to see a film tonight

I dream of long lost boyfriends
Cos the one I`ve got right now tends
To wear all my best clothes
Although his best mate loathes

Sorry it should have been ..

I dream of long lost boyfriends
'Cos the one I've got right now tends
To wear all my best clothes

I dream of long lost boyfriends
'Cos the one I've got right now tends
I wear all my clothes

I dream of long lost boyfriends
'Cos the one I've got right now tends

My daydreaming is what keeps me going
There are so many fantasies that I`m sowing
I am tall, blonde and willowy,
Long legs, and skirts that are billowy
In my daydream I'm eighteen and glowing

I dream of long lost boyfriends

My daydreaming is what keeps me going
There are so many fantasies that I`m sowing
I am tall, blonde and willowy,
Long legs, and skirts that are billowy

My daydreaming is what keeps me going
There are so many fantasies that I`m sowing
I am tall, blonde and willowy,

My daydreaming is what keeps me going
There are so many fantasies that I'm sowing

You're more energetic than I am, henetha

It would be nice to live on a small island
With no rules and regs, and all is silent
With palm trees above
And lots of free love
Miles away from anything violent.

My daydreaming is what keeps me going

It would be nice to live on a small island
With no rules and regs, and all is silent
With palm tress above
And someone I love

It would be nice to live on a small island
With no rules and regs, and all is silent
With palm trees above
And lots of free love