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Limericks 10

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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:09:49

Carrying on from 8

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn`t hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
He was having a weep,
Climbing is dangerous , he found

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Jangran99 Fri 18-Oct-19 08:36:22

I'm so tired of relentless rain
It beats like a drum in my brain

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 18-Oct-19 09:42:49

I'm so tired of relentless rain
It beats like a drum in my brain
But things could be worse

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Quesera Fri 18-Oct-19 10:06:20

I'm so tired of relentless rain
It beats like a drum in my brain
But things could be worse
The snow is a curse

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crazyH Fri 18-Oct-19 10:26:17

I'm so tired of relentless rain
It beats like a drum in my brain
But things could be worse
The snow is a curse
But it looks pretty, in the main.

Don't feel like getting dressed

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Juliet27 Fri 18-Oct-19 10:30:56

Don’t feel like getting dressed
Not even in my Sunday best

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henetha Fri 18-Oct-19 10:53:37

Don’t feel like getting dressed
Not even in my Sunday best
So today I'll slob

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Quesera Fri 18-Oct-19 11:44:11

Sprawl on the sofa and blob!

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Quesera Fri 18-Oct-19 11:45:46

Whoops!

Don’t feel like getting dressed
Not even in my Sunday best
So today I'll slob
Sprawl on the sofa and blob!

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crazyH Fri 18-Oct-19 13:02:51

Don’t feel like getting dressed
Not even in my Sunday best
So today I'll slob
Sprawl on the sofa and blob!
They say a 'slob' is as good as a rest.

My telly is my constant companion

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 18-Oct-19 16:11:20

My telly is my constant companion
It's better than going out on a run

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Oldandverygrey Fri 18-Oct-19 16:22:07

My telly is my constant companion
Its better than going out on a run
Am waiting for Neighbours to begin

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crazyH Fri 18-Oct-19 16:34:00

My telly is my constant companion
Its better than going out on a run
Am waiting for Neighbours to begin
No one knows, The Chase is my secret sin

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 19-Oct-19 00:22:13

My telly is my constant companion
Its better than going out on a run
Am waiting for Neighbours to begin
No one knows, The Chase is my secret sin
Great programme but not much fun

The birthday party was going well

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FarNorth Sat 19-Oct-19 01:09:51

The birthday party was going well
When suddenly young Mike did yell

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 19-Oct-19 01:12:13

The birthday party was going well
When suddenly young Mike did yell
Carrying the cake, he slipped

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crazyH Sat 19-Oct-19 09:22:45

The birthday party was going well
When suddenly young Mike did yell
Carrying the cake, he slipped
Over Mrs Connie he tripped

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Juliet27 Sat 19-Oct-19 09:34:58

The birthday party was going well
When suddenly young Mike did yell
Carrying the cake, he slipped
Over Mrs Connie he tripped
And sadly into the icing he fell

I do wish showers could clean themselves

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Jangran99 Sat 19-Oct-19 09:45:08

I do wish showers could clean themselves
Where are the shower- cleaning elves?

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henetha Sat 19-Oct-19 10:16:25

I do wish showers could clean themselves
Where are the shower- cleaning elves?
I think they're on strike

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 19-Oct-19 11:54:46

I do wish showers could clean themselves
Where are the shower cleaning elves?
I think they're on strike
They went out for a hike

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Jangran99 Sat 19-Oct-19 14:07:21

lovebeigecardigans1955

I do wish showers could clean themselves
Where are the shower cleaning elves?
I think they're on strike
They went out for a hike
And at Christmas they’ll be sitting on shelves!

We’re off out to do a big shop

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crazyH Sat 19-Oct-19 15:10:01

We're off out to do a big shop
Gone are the days I could do it till I drop

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 19-Oct-19 15:26:24

We're off out to do a big shop
Gone are the days I could do it till I drop
We need lots of coffee breaks

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 19-Oct-19 15:39:59

We're off to do a big shop
Gone are the days I could do it till I drop
We need lots of coffee breaks
Too much caffeine will give me the shakes

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 19-Oct-19 15:50:59

We're off to do a big shop
Gone are the days I could do it till I drop
We need lots of coffee breaks
Too much caffeine will give me the shakes
Shopping done, I'm ready to flop.

2020 had better be a good year

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