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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:09:49

Carrying on from 8

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn`t hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
He was having a weep,
Climbing is dangerous , he found

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callgirl1 Wed 11-Sept-19 22:10:51

My foot would connect with his rear
Won`t be able to sit down for a year
He`ll learn to his cost
All his marbles are lost

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Jangran99 Wed 11-Sept-19 20:19:25

My foot would connect with his rear
Won't be able to sit down for a year
He’ll learn to his cost

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crazyH Wed 11-Sept-19 20:14:41

My foot would connect with his rear
Won't be able to sit down for a year

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Jangran99 Wed 11-Sept-19 19:46:46

A lazy selfish husband from Crewe
Asked his wife to make a stew
She said 'I've no lamb'
Well then, go find a ram,
If he was mine I know what I’d do grin

My foot would connect with his rear

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crazyH Wed 11-Sept-19 19:14:04

A lazy selfish husband from Crewe
Asked his wife to make a stew
She said 'I've no lamb'
Well then, go find a ram,

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Grannycool52 Wed 11-Sept-19 19:09:13

A lazy selfish husband from Crewe
Asked his wife to make a stew
She said 'I've no lamb'

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crazyH Wed 11-Sept-19 13:27:50

A lazy selfish husband from Crewe
Asked his wife to make a stew

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 11-Sept-19 11:54:43

A dashing young man from Bangkok
His boat sprung a hole, in the loch
Had to bale out with a pail
And add another sail
Disaster again. He'd struck another rock.

A lazy selfish husband from Crewe

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crazyH Wed 11-Sept-19 11:47:05

A dashing young man from Bangkok
His boat sprung a hole, in the loch
Had to bale out with a pail
And add another sail

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 11-Sept-19 10:08:42

A dashing young man from Bangkok
His boat sprung a hole, in the loch
Had to bale out with a pail

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crazyH Wed 11-Sept-19 09:18:26

A dashing young man from Bangkok
His boat sprung a hole, in the loch

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Jangran99 Wed 11-Sept-19 01:05:41

Last night, a strange light was seen
I do believe, my dear mum has been
She's left a sign
A feather so fine
Thank goodness the room was really clean!

A dashing young man from Bangkok

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crazyH Wed 11-Sept-19 00:49:11

Last night, a strange light was seen
I do believe, my dear mum has been
She's left a sign
A feather so fine

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 11-Sept-19 00:46:16

Last night, a strange light was seen
I do believe, my dear mum has been
She's left a sign

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crazyH Wed 11-Sept-19 00:44:48

Last night, a strange light was seen
I do believe, my dear mum has been

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 11-Sept-19 00:40:47

She went back home to find her money
Said "Come on guys, this isn`t funny",
Who's hidden my purse
It's getting worse...
I know whose got it. The Easter Bunny!

Last night, a strange light was seen

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crazyH Wed 11-Sept-19 00:37:15

She went back home to find her money
Said "Come on guys, this isn`t funny",
Who's hidden my purse
It's getting worse...

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 11-Sept-19 00:22:03

She went back home to find her money
Said "Come on guys, this isn`t funny",
Who's hidden my purse

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callgirl1 Wed 11-Sept-19 00:14:00

She went back home to find her money
Said "Come on guys, this isn`t funny",

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 10-Sept-19 23:49:13

A young woman went to buy a lotto ticket
She wore her best dress and a hat, to top it
She forgot her purse
And what was worse
She got caught in a sticky wicket.

She went back home to find her money

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FarNorth Tue 10-Sept-19 22:55:54

A young woman went to buy a lotto ticket
She wore her best dress and a hat, to top it
She forgot her purse
And what was worse

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Grannycool52 Tue 10-Sept-19 17:54:55

A young woman went to buy a lotto ticket
She wore her best dress and a hat, to top it
She forgot her purse

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crazyH Tue 10-Sept-19 13:49:55

A young woman went to buy a lotto ticket
She wore her best dress and a hat, to top it

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 10-Sept-19 09:42:49

The skies are clouding over
But I still have to go and walk Rover
I'll put on my mac
And go out by the back
So soon we'll frolic in fields of clover.

A young woman went to buy a lotto ticket

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crazyH Mon 09-Sept-19 23:17:32

The skies are clouding over
But I still have to go out to walk Rover
I'll put on my mac
And go out by the back

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