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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 23:53:06

I really don`t mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute

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Juliet27 Wed 16-Oct-19 07:54:29

So I dug in the earth all around
And left it all in a mound

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Jangran99 Wed 16-Oct-19 07:04:00

They say there's a rainbow with gold
At the end, there's a pot I've been told
I'll search till I find it
The work - I don’t mind it
Success will bring a sight to behold!

So I dug in the earth all around

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Juliet27 Wed 16-Oct-19 06:31:17

They say there's a rainbow with gold
At the end, there's a pot I've been told
I'll search till I find it
The work - I don’t mind it

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crazyH Wed 16-Oct-19 00:45:03

They say there's a rainbow with gold
At the end, there's a pot I've been told
I'll search till I find it

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 16-Oct-19 00:09:11

They say there's a rainbow with gold
At the end, there's a pot I've been told

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BradfordLass72 Wed 16-Oct-19 00:05:28

I'm afraid St Peter will have to wait
I'm not ready for the Pearly Gate
I still have some plans
Just need a pot of money in my hands
Does God provide - or will Fate?

They say there's a rainbow with gold

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 15-Oct-19 17:41:25

I'm afraid St Peter will have to wait
I'm not ready for the Pearly Gate
I still have some plans
Just need a pot of money in my hands

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Juliet27 Tue 15-Oct-19 17:24:22

I'm afraid St Peter will have to wait
I'm not ready for the Pearly Gate
I still have some plans

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Jangran99 Tue 15-Oct-19 15:53:45

I'm afraid St Peter will have to wait
I'm not ready for the Pearly Gate

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crazyH Tue 15-Oct-19 13:30:34

That swing, it flung him so high in the air
Passing aircraft must really beware
Airline pilots might faint
Mind that cloud with the saint!
Knock on Peter's door, if you dare.

I'm afraid St Peter will have to wait

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BradfordLass72 Tue 15-Oct-19 12:48:05

That swing, it flung him so high in the air
Passing aircraft must really beware
Airline pilots might faint
Mind that cloud with the saint!

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henetha Tue 15-Oct-19 11:38:57

That swing, it flung him so high in the air
Passing aircraft must really beware
Airline pilots might faint

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Jangran99 Tue 15-Oct-19 08:46:55

That swing, it flung him so high in the air
Passing aircraft must really beware

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 15-Oct-19 08:28:56

My man's just done the daftest thing
He's gone and bought himself a swing
He's young at heart
Though at times an old fart
He swung too high, it went PING!

That swing, it flung him so high in the air

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Jangran99 Tue 15-Oct-19 07:56:46

My man's just done the daftest thing
He's gone and bought himself a swing
He's young at heart
Though at times an old f--t blush( sorry!)

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Juliet27 Tue 15-Oct-19 07:15:32

My man's just done the daftest thing
He's gone and bought himself a swing
He's young at heart

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 14-Oct-19 22:34:43

My man's just done the daftest thing
He's gone and bought himself a swing

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Jangran99 Mon 14-Oct-19 22:26:20

The only thing he could sniff
Was his armpit, and Oh! What a whiff!
Someone find me a peg
And quickly I beg
While I tie this pit hair in a quiff.

My man's just done the daftest thing

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Juliet27 Mon 14-Oct-19 21:07:18

The only thing he could sniff
Was his armpit, and Oh! What a whiff!
Someone find me a peg
And quickly I beg

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Jangran99 Mon 14-Oct-19 19:03:30

The only thing he could sniff
Was his armpit, and Oh! What a whiff!
Someone find me a peg

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MissAdventure Mon 14-Oct-19 18:44:31

The only thing he could sniff
Was his armpit, and Oh! What a whiff!

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crazyH Mon 14-Oct-19 17:23:56

An eager young doctor from Kent
Had a nose that was terribly bent
It veered off to the west
Dropping down to his vest
And under his arm it went.

The only thing he could sniff

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crazyH Mon 14-Oct-19 17:20:54

An eager young doctor from Kent
Had a nose that was terribly bent
He could sniff to the left

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Bellanonna Mon 14-Oct-19 16:33:02

An eager young doctor from Kent
Had a nose that was terribly bent
It veered off to the west
Dropping down to his vest

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MissAdventure Mon 14-Oct-19 16:28:29

An eager young doctor from Kent
Had a nose that was terribly bent
It veered off to the west

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