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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 23:53:06

I really don`t mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute

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BradfordLass72 Tue 13-Aug-19 21:23:56

My favourite food's the banana
For headgear I like a bandana
I swing through the trees
With the greatest of ease
While thinking of Copacabana

It's a beautiful district of Rio

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 13-Aug-19 20:34:45

My favourite food's the banana
For headgear I like a bandana
I swing through the trees
With the greatest of ease

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Patreesh Tue 13-Aug-19 18:45:29

My favourite food's the banana
For headgear I like a bandana
I swing through the trees

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FarNorth Tue 13-Aug-19 18:24:06

My favourite food's the banana
For headgear I like a bandana

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Jangran99 Tue 13-Aug-19 18:06:55

We decided to go on a picnic
Too much cooking just makes me feel sick
With blanket and hamper
I'm one happy camper
While everyone just takes their pick.

My favourite food's the banana

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FarNorth Tue 13-Aug-19 17:12:57

We decided to go on a picnic
Too much cooking just makes me feel sick
With blanket and hamper
I'm one happy camper

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Jangran99 Tue 13-Aug-19 15:46:19

We decided to go on a picnic
Too much cooking just makes me feel sick
With blanket and hamper

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 13-Aug-19 15:31:15

We decided to go on a picnic
Too much cooking just makes me feel sick

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Patreesh Tue 13-Aug-19 14:38:15

There was a right fussy britches from Leeds
Who spent all day fiddling with her beads
The string snapped
Oh, how she flapped
And had everyone down on their knees

We decided to go on a picnic

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Squiffy Tue 13-Aug-19 12:52:17

There was a right fussy britches from Leeds
Who spent all day fiddling with her beads
The string snapped
Oh, how she flapped

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 13-Aug-19 12:04:57

There was a right fussy britches from Leeds
Who spent all day fiddling with her beads
The string snapped

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henetha Tue 13-Aug-19 10:41:01

There was a right fussy britches from Leeds
Who spent all day fiddling with her beads

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 13-Aug-19 10:04:38

I enjoy a day window shopping
Although my bunions are throbbing
My corns give me pain
Mustn't wear these shoes again
The pain leaves me crying and sobbing.

There was a right fussy britches from Leeds

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Patreesh Tue 13-Aug-19 08:58:47

I enjoy a day window shopping
Although my bunions are throbbing
My corns give me pain
Mustn't wear these shoes again

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Minniemoo Tue 13-Aug-19 08:49:58

I enjoy a day window shopping
Although my bunions are throbbing
My corns give me pain

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Patreesh Tue 13-Aug-19 08:48:39

I enjoy a day window shopping
Although my bunions are throbbing

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Jangran99 Tue 13-Aug-19 08:33:21

Vets study long to get where they are
Anything from gerbils to jaguar
So show some respect
What did you expect?
You pay more to go see some pop star.

I enjoy a day window shopping

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Patreesh Tue 13-Aug-19 08:12:09

Vets study long to get where they are
Anything from gerbils to jaguar
So show some respect
What did you expect?

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FarNorth Tue 13-Aug-19 00:44:41

Vets study long to get where they are
Anything from gerbils to jaguar
So show some respect

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Jangran99 Tue 13-Aug-19 00:41:22

Vets study long to get where they are
Anything from gerbils to jaguar

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callgirl1 Tue 13-Aug-19 00:19:21

The vet said £60 please
The price of my expertise
He`d saved the hound`s life
So to save any strife
Pay up and please don`t tease

Vets study long to get where they are

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Jangran99 Tue 13-Aug-19 00:09:22

The vet said £60 please
The price of my expertise
He'd saved the hound's life
So to save any strife

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Grany Tue 13-Aug-19 00:01:44

Whoops

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Grany Tue 13-Aug-19 00:00:32

The vet said £60 please
The price of my expertise
He'd saved the hound's life
So worth it the price

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Jangran99 Mon 12-Aug-19 23:59:20

The vet said £60 please
The price of my expertise
He'd saved the hound's life
So to save any strife

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