Limericks 9

She loved to treat all to her giblets stew
Folk wouldn`t eat it if only they knew

The aunt has a weird sense of humour
She decided to spread a mad rumour
Said I was expecting triplets
And living on giblets
Glad though it wasn't a tumour.

She loved to treat all to her giblets stew

The aunt has a weird sense of humour
She decided to spread a mad rumour
Said I was expecting triplets
And living on giblets

The aunt has a weird sense of humour
She decided to spread a mad rumour
Said I was expecting triplets

The aunt has a weird sense of humour
She decided to spread a mad rumour

Oops, sorry Woodmouse

Modern young ladies all know what they want,
A mysterious parcel delivered poste restante
A gift oh so chic
It wasn't her pick
So she passed it onto her aunt

There was a young fellow from Rye

Modern young ladies all know what they want
A mysterious parcel delivered Poste Restante
A gift oh so chic
It wasn't her pick
Not something she'd be keen to flaunt.

Aunt Mabel had somewhat unusual tastes

Modern young ladies all know what they want,
A mysterious parcel delivered poste restante
A gift oh so chic
It wasn't her pick
The label says it from her great great aunt.

The aunt has a weird sense of humour

Modern young ladies all know what they want,
A mysterious parcel delivered poste restante
A gift oh so chic
It wasn't her pick

Modern young ladies all know what they want,
A mysterious parcel delivered poste restante
A gift oh so chic

Modern young ladies all know what they want,
A mysterious parcel delivered poste restante

So he went to the pub to recover
And had a good moan to his lover
Very soon he was drunk
From the pints he'd sunk
And his lady said "You're too much bother."

Modern young ladies all know what they want

So he went to the pub to recover
And had a good moan to his lover
Very soon he was drunk
From the pints he'd sunk

So he went to the pub to recover
And had a good moan to his lover
Very soon he was drunk

So he went to the pub to recover
And had a good moan to his lover

Pheasants just walk in the road
We had a recent episode
The local lad
Got very mad
When he swerved and ran over a toad.

So he went to the pub to recover

Pheasants just walk in the road
We had a recent episode
The local lad
Got very mad

Pheasants just walk in the road
We had a recent episode
The local lad

Pheasants just walk in the road
We had a recent episode

My cat`s just brought me a present
A dead prey is not very pleasant
So, straight in the bin
And I`m keeping her in
Until she learns how to catch pheasant

Pheasants just walk in the road

Sorry,too late

My cat's just brought me a present
A dead prey is not very pleasant
So, straight in the bin
And I'm keeping her in

My cat's just brought me a present
A dead prey is not very pleasant
But roasted with garlic

My cat's just brought me a present
A dead prey is not very pleasant
So, straight in the bin
And I'm keeping her in

My cat's just brought me a present
A dead prey is not very pleasant
So, straight in the bin