Limericks 9

Are you true to your star sign?
I'd soon not tell what is mine
Here's an old goat
And a lion in his fine coat

Are you true to your star sign?
I'd soon not tell what is mine
Here's an old goat

Are you true to your star sign?
I'd soon not tell what is mine.

Librans like order and harmony
Peace, love and everyone to agree
No loud disagreements
Wow, that would be an achievement
Especially with someone like me!

Are you true to your star sign?

Librans like order and harmony
Peace, love and everyone to agree
No loud disagreements,
Wow, that would be an achievement

Librans like order and harmony
Peace, love and everyone to agree
No loud disagreements,

Librans like order and harmony
Peace, love and everyone to agree

At the zoo there's a sweet lady zebra
Who goes by the name of Debra
She fluttered her lashes at Eric
And she also flirted with Derek
I wonder is her star sign Libra

Librans like order and harmony

At the zoo there's a sweet lady zebra
Who goes by the name of Debra
She fluttered her lashes at Eric
And she also flirted with Derek

At the zoo there's a sweet lady zebra
Who goes by the name of Debra
She fluttered her lashes at Eric

At the zoo there's a sweet lady zebra
Who goes by the name of Debra

He's on his way to Paignton Zoo
With long tall Sally , the giraffe too
They make a strange pair
A sight so rare
With their good chum Eric Gnu

At the zoo there's a sweet lady zebra

He's on his way to Paignton Zoo
With long tall Sally , the giraffe too
They make a strange pair
A sight so rare

Sorry
He’s on his way to Paignton Zoo
With long tall Sally, the giraffe too
They make a strange pair

They make a strange pair

He's on his way to Paignton Zoo
With long tall Sally , the giraffe too

There was an old elephant from India
Who came over by boat to find ya
He was scared it might tip
And the sails might rip,
Look out, he's right behind 'ya!

He's on his way to Paignton Zoo

There was an old elephant from India
Who came over by boat to find ya
He was scared it might tip
And the sails might rip

There was an old elephant from India
Who came over the boat to find ya
He was scared it might tip

There was an old elephant from India
Who came over on the boat to find ya

Has no one bothered to ask how I am
I had a catastrophe bottling jam,
My face got splattered
As a jam jar shattered
I bet you felt like saying, "Damn"

There was an old elephant from India

Has no one bothered to ask how I am
I had a catastrophe bottling jam,
My face got splattered
As a jam jar shattered

Has no one bothered to ask how I am
I hope some one gives a damn

Has no one bothered to ask how I am
I had a catastrophe bottling jam,
My face got splattered

Has no one bothered to ask how I am
I had a catastrophe bottling jam,