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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 23:53:06

I really don`t mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute

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callgirl1 Thu 05-Sept-19 21:16:29

I think I might like to go cruising
To places all my own choosing,

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Grannycool52 Thu 05-Sept-19 22:45:01

I think I might like to go cruising
To places all my own choosing
I'd take the best cabin

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callgirl1 Thu 05-Sept-19 23:23:48

I think I might like to go cruising
To places all my own choosing,
I`d take the best cabin,
Do lots of gabbing,

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 06-Sept-19 01:13:09

I think I might like to go cruising
To places all my own choosing,
I`d take the best cabin,
Do lots of gabbing,
And perhaps the occasionally boozing

How can I stop getting seasick?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 06-Sept-19 08:55:56

How can I stop getting seasick?
Must get those tablets down, be quick

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henetha Fri 06-Sept-19 10:23:53

How can I stop getting seasick?
Must get those tablets down, be quick,
Then just a light lunch

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crazyH Fri 06-Sept-19 10:31:22

How can I stop getting seasick?
Must get those tablets down, be quick,
Then just a light lunch,
Join the jolly bunch

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Grannycool52 Fri 06-Sept-19 18:46:22

How can I stop getting seasick?
Must get those tablets down, be quick,
Then just a light lunch
Join the jolly bunch
And chat to Rick, Nick and Mick.

Mick is a tall handsome hunk

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MissAdventure Fri 06-Sept-19 20:12:23

Mick is a tall handsome hunk
So tall his feet hang out his bunk

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crazyH Fri 06-Sept-19 21:02:46

Mick is a tall handsome hunk
So tall his feet hang out his bunk
I dont mind that

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Elrel Fri 06-Sept-19 21:22:10

Mick is a tall handsome hunk
So tall his feet hang out his bunk
I dont mind that
But I dislike his hat

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Jangran99 Fri 06-Sept-19 22:17:00

Mick is a tall handsome hunk
So tall his feet hang out his bunk
I dont mind that
But I dislike his hat
And his sink is covered in bunk

I turned my attentions on Mick

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Jangran99 Fri 06-Sept-19 22:18:35

ooops!!!

I turned my attentions on Nick

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 06-Sept-19 22:19:55

I turned my attentions on Mick
But his accent was really thick

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 06-Sept-19 22:20:33

I turned my attentions on Nick
But his accent was really thick

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Jangran99 Fri 06-Sept-19 22:21:37

bunk gunk. ?Sorry time for bed!!

I turned my attentions on Nick

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Jangran99 Fri 06-Sept-19 22:22:45

I turned my attentions on Nick
But his accent was really thick
His diction was poor

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 06-Sept-19 22:25:48

I turned my attentions on Nick
But his accent was really thick
His diction was poor
But he'd plenty of amour

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Elrel Fri 06-Sept-19 22:53:23

I turned my attentions on Nick
But his accent was really thick
His diction was poor
But he'd plenty of amour
And his technique was very slick!

Once in a field stood a horse

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 06-Sept-19 22:54:56

Once in a field stood a horse
Who communicated in morse

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crazyH Fri 06-Sept-19 22:59:34

Once in a field stood a horse
Who communicated in morse
How clever I thought

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 06-Sept-19 23:06:38

Once in a field stood a horse
Who communicated in morse
How clever I thought
But he looked rather fraught

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FarNorth Fri 06-Sept-19 23:16:15

Once in a field stood a horse
Who communicated in morse
How clever I thought
But he looked rather fraught
And tapped out "I'm hungry, of course'.

I have always thought I'd like a llama

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MissAdventure Fri 06-Sept-19 23:31:55

I have always thought I'd like a llama
Though I'm not one to try and cause drama

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 06-Sept-19 23:43:11

I have always thought I'd like a llama
Though I'm not one to try and cause drama
I hope they are friendly

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