Limericks 9

I`m going to shop at the farmers market
Brought the car but there`s nowhere to park it
It`s all double lines
And wardens with fines
Making money is always the target

I'd be better to come on my bike

I`d be better to come on my bike
It isn`t that much of a hike,

I`d be better to come on my bike
It isn`t that much of a hike,
There's no emissions

I`d be better to come on my bike
It isn`t that much of a hike,
There's no emissions
Or parking permissions

I'd be better to come on my bike
It isn't that much of a hike
There's no emissions
Or parking permissions
So, as they say, what's not to like?

But, oh no, the rain is thrashing it down

But, oh no, the rain is thrashing it down
I really don't think I'll go into town

But, oh no, the rain is thrashing it down
I really don't think I'll go into town
It's manage with what I've got

But, oh no, the rain is thrashing it down
I really don't think I'll go into town
It's manage with what I've got
A bowl of Mum's hot-pot,

But, oh no, the rain is thrashing it down
I really don't think I'll go into town
I'll manage with what I've got
A bowl of Mum's hot-pot,
And I'll have no reason to moan.

It's nice to chill out, now and then

It's nice to chill out, now and then
With a cake and refreshment, or ten

It`s nice to chill out, now and then
With a cake and refreshment, or ten,
A tall Knickerbocker Glory

It`s nice to chill out, now and then
With a cake and refreshment, or ten,
A tall Knickerbocker Glory
Sharing with friends, my story

It`s nice to chill out, now and then
With a cake and refreshment, or ten,
A tall Knickerbocker Glory
Sharing with friends, my story
And having a dig at our men!

Did you ever have one of those days?

Did you ever have one of those days?
Or is it just my funny phase?

Did you ever have one of those days?
Or is it just my funny phase?
I lost my keys

Did you ever have one of those days?
Or is it just my funny phase?
I lost my keys
Got the heebie-jeebies

Did you ever have one of those days?
Or is it just my funny phase?
I lost my keys
Got the heebie-jeebies
So now I'll lie down and just laze.

Tomorrow, I know will be better

Tomorrow, I know will be better
Could receive a 'You've won!'letter

Tomorrow, I know will be better
Could receive a 'You've won!'letter,
Maybe ten million quid

Tomorrow, I know will be better
Could receive a 'You've won!'letter,
Maybe ten million quid
Noo, that wid be guid

Tomorrow, I know will be better
Could receive a "You`ve won!" letter,
Maybe ten million quid
Noo, that wid be guid
Then I`ll become a jet setter

I`ll fly off to far away places

I`ll fly off to far away places
Have fun and meet lots of new faces

I`ll fly off to far away places
Have fun and meet lots of new faces
I'll go first class

I`ll fly off to far away places
Have fun and meet lots of new faces
I'll go first class
I’ve loads of brass

I`ll fly off to far away places
Have fun and meet lots of new faces
I'll go first class
I’ve loads of brass
But I'll still wear me flat cap and braces.

I think I might like to go cruising