Limericks 9

I'm going to shop at the farmers' market
Brought the car but there's nowhere to park it
It's all double lines
No Parking signs

I`m going to shop at the farmers market
Brought the car but there`s nowhere to park it
It`s all double lines
And wardens with fines

I'm going to shop at the farmers' market
Brought the car but there's nowhere to park it
It's all double lines

I'm going to shop at the farmers' market
Brought the car but there's nowhere to park it

I`d like to bump into a mermaid
And ask if, together we could wade
Then dive down below
And just go with the flow,
I wish we could stay in this watery glade

I'm going to shop at the farmers' market

I`d like to bump into a mermaid
And ask if, together we could wade
Then dive down below
And just go with the flow,

I'd like to bump into a mermaid
And ask if, together we could wade
Then dive down below

I'd like to bump into a mermaid
And ask if, together we could wade

Perhaps deep sea diving is better
For the adventurous gransnetter
Chic in a wetsuit
Showing off his ebbed foot
That surely will be so much better

I`d like to bump into a mermaid

Perhaps deep-sea diving is better
For the adventurous gransnetter
Chic in a wetsuit
Showing off his webbed foot

Perhaps deep-sea diving is better
For the adventurous gransnetter
Chic in a wetsuit

Perhaps deep-sea diving is better
For the adventurous gransnetter

I'd love to go exploring Space
With a mirror-like mask on my face
But my ample girth
Should stay on planet Earth
With the rest of the human race.

Perhaps deep-sea diving is better

I'd love to go exploring Space
With a mirror-like mask on my face
But my ample girth
Should stay on planet Earth

I'd love to go exploring Space
With a mirror-like mask on my face
But my ample girth

I'd love to go exploring Space
With a mirror-like mask on my face

I went for a walk in the park,
Wanted to go before it got dark,
Because local louts
And aggressive touts
Prowl around just like a shark

I'd love to go exploring Space

I went for a walk in the park,
Wanted to go before it got dark,
Because local louts
And aggressive touts

I went for a walk in the park,
Wanted to go before it got dark,
Because local louts

I went for a walk in the park,
Wanted to go before it got dark,

what happened there?

I went for a walk in the park
I said I'd be home before dark

Is that the waiter with a tray, I see?
He`s brought the champers, just for me,
I'll sip it slowly
With some ravioli
And then order another three

I went for a walk in the park

Is that the waiter with a tray, I see?
He`s brought the champers, just for me,
I'll sip it slowly
With some ravioli
And then order another three

I went for a walk in the park

Is that the waiter with a tray, I see?
He`s brought the champers, just for me,
I'll sip it slowly
With some ravioli
And then order another three

I went for a walk in the park

Is that the waiter with a tray, I see?
He`s brought the champers, just for me,
I'll sip it slowly
With some ravioli
And then order another three

I went for a walk in the park