Limericks 9

I'm not scared of spiders or snakes but
He sends shivers down my spine, next door's mutt
He slavers and snarls
Eats soda farls

I`m not scared of spiders or snakes but
He sends shivers down my spine, next doors mutt
He slavers and snarls,

I'm not scared of spiders or snakes but
He sends shivers down my spine, next door's mutt

I said I would, now I'm SCREAMING
Help! I can see one on the ceiling
It's my harmless pet
I must call the vet,
But no, I was simply dreaming.

I'm not scared of spiders or snakes but

I said I would, now I'm SCREAMING
Help!!! I can see one on the ceiling
It's my harmless pet
I must call the vet

I said I would, now I'm SCREAMING
Help!!! I can see one on the ceiling
It's my harmless pet

I said I would, now I'm SCREAMING
Help!!! I can see one on the ceiling

If they do I`ll scream and scream
Then I`ll wake and find it`s a dream
But I`ll turn around and see
Their beady eyes staring at me
Looking like the cat that got the cream

I said I would, now I`m SCREAMING!

If they do I'll scream and scream
Then I'll wake and find it's a dream
But I'll turn around and see
Their beady eyes staring at me

If they do I`ll scream and scream
Then I'll wake and find it's a dream
But I'll turn aground and see

If they do I`ll scream and scream
Then I'll wake and find it's a dream

Oh how I hate daddy-long-legs
Scary long legs and little heads
They float through the air.
All I can do is stare,
And hope they don`t get into my bed.

If they do I`ll scream and scream

Oh how I hate daddy-long-legs
Scary long legs and little heads
They float through the air,
All I can do is stare

Oh how I hate daddy-long-legs
Scary long legs and little heads
They float through the air,

Oh how I hate daddy-long-legs
Scary long legs and little heads

So follow the seven steps to Nirvana
Not yet, I`ll wait till manana
To do my meditation
Standing in the bus station
Waiting for the coach to Havana

Oh how I hate daddy-long-legs

So follow the seven steps to Nirvana
Not yet, I`ll wait till manana
To do my meditation
Standing in the bus station

So follow the seven steps to Nirvana
Not yet, I'll wait till manana
To do my meditation

So follow the seven steps to Nirvana
Not yet, I'll wait till manana

The Tibetans are known to be peaceful
And Buddhism is thought to be blissful
Retreating with them
And calming Zen,
Nose breathing is very releaseful.

So follow the seven steps to Nirvana

The Tibetans are known to be peaceful
And Buddhism is thought to be blissful
Retreating with them
And calming Zen

The Tibetans are known to be peaceful
And Buddhism is thought to be blissful
Retreating with them

The Tibetans are known to be peaceful
And Buddhism is thought to be blissful

I have always thought I'd like a llama
Though I'm not one to try and cause drama
I hope they are friendly
And don't try to upend me
Would a Lama not Llama be calmer?

The Tibetans are known to be peaceful

I have always thought I'd like a llama
Though I'm not one to try and cause drama
I hope they are friendly
And don't try to upend me