Limericks 9

I feel a bit unsettled, I don't know why,
I've a nice new job as a Russian spy
The Kremlin's just called
A new case! I'm enthralled.

I feel a bit unsettled, I don't know why,
I've a nice new job as a Russian spy
The Kremlin's just called

I feel a bit unsettled, I don't know why,
I've a nice new job as a Russian spy

I was May Queen of our little town
I thought I was 'it' in my fabulous gown
I graciously waved
So genteel, 'I've arraived'
No one took notice- brought me one peg down

I feel a bit unsettled, I don't know why

I was May Queen of our little town
I thought I was 'it' in my fabulous gown
I graciously waved
So genteel, 'I've arraived'

I was May Queen of our little town
I thought I was 'it' in my fabulous gown
I graciously waved

I was May Queen of our little town
I thought I was 'it' in my fabulous gown

To Romeo I`ve been compared,
With ladies much pleasure I`ve shared
The Juliets I`ve known
Seldom go home alone
I walk them back if I dared.

I was May Queen of our little town

To Romeo I`ve been compared,
With ladies much pleasure I`ve shared
The Juliets I`ve known
Seldom go home alone

To Romeo I`ve been compared,
With ladies much pleasure I've shared
The Juliets I've known

To Romeo I`ve been compared,
With ladies much pleasure I've shared

Myself I`m not much of a dancer
In fact I`m a bit of a prancer,
I mince and I strut
What a figure I cut,
But I make a great romancer.

To Romeo I`ve been compared,

Myself I am not a great dancer
In fact I`m a bit of a prancer,
I mince and I strut
What a figure I cut

Myself I am not a great dancer
In fact I`m a bit of a prancer,
I mince and I strut

Myself I am not a great dancer
In fact I`m a bit of a prance,

A wonderful beast is the elephant
When waltzing, oh my, how elegant
He glides along the floor
With everyone shouting for more
And in speech he's really so eloquent.

Myself, I am not a great dancer

A wonderful beast is the elephant
When waltzing-oh my, how elegant
He glides along the floor
With everyone shouting for more

A wonderful beast is the elephant
When waltzing-oh my, how elegant
He glides along the floor

A wonderful beast is the elephant
When waltzing - oh my, how elegant

Or perhaps ski-jumping is more your scene
The snow-capped mountains-I can but dream
Apres ski, the hot gluhwein
That sends a tingle up my spine
And the fondue is truly supreme.

A wonderful beast is the elephant

Or perhaps ski-jumping is more your scene
The snow-capped mountains-I can but dream
Apres ski, the hot gluhwein
That sends a tingle up my spine

Or perhaps ski-jumping is more your scene
The snow-capped mountains-I can but dream
Apres ski, the hot gluhwein

Or perhaps ski-jumping is more your scene
The snow capped mountains - I can but dream

If Anton is really your dream
And you want him to dance on your team
Best flutter your lashes
And flash your gnashers
With wide happy smiles you'll beam.

Or perhaps ski-jumping is more your scene

If Anton is really your dream
And you want him to dance with your team
Best flutter your lashes
And flash your gnashers