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Limericks 7

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Juliet27 Fri 21-Jun-19 17:05:30

As wed reached the max on LIMERICKS 6 I'm starting this new one with its last entry

We're moving stuff for carpet laying
Must get it done, no more delaying
Husband's complaining
The effort’s so draining
Hope worth it for all that we're paying

Now that Limerick rhythm was great!

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Grannycool52 Mon 08-Jul-19 17:51:44

A man with many tattoos
Decided to go on a cruise
He sailed off to Spain

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Bellanonna Mon 08-Jul-19 17:57:00

A man with many tattoos
Decided to go on a cruise
He sailed off to Spain
With his lover, Lorraine

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Bubbe Mon 08-Jul-19 18:21:11

A man with many tattoos
Decided to go on a cruise
He sailed off to Spain
With his lover, Lorraine
But she swapped him for some glorious shoes

There was a blob of paint on her bike

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crazyH Mon 08-Jul-19 18:48:02

There was a blob of paint on her bike
So she decided to use her trike

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Olderthanmost Mon 08-Jul-19 19:00:47

There was a blob of paint on her bike
So she decided to use her trike
On the seat she'd sit

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crazyH Mon 08-Jul-19 19:05:58

There was a blob of paint on her bike
So she decided to use her trike
On the seat she'd sit
With great difficulty she'd fit

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 08-Jul-19 19:58:32

There was a blob of paint on her bike
So she decided to use her trike
On the seat she'd sit
With great difficulty she'd fit
So she got off and went for a hike.

Maybe a sports car with 'go faster' stripes

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Olderthanmost Mon 08-Jul-19 20:12:34

Maybe a sports car with 'go faster' stripes
Or a tool to unblock my pipes

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FarNorth Mon 08-Jul-19 21:57:06

Maybe a sports car with 'go faster' stripes
Or a tool to unblock my pipes
Either one would be fab

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Olderthanmost Mon 08-Jul-19 22:08:18

Maybe a sports car with 'go faster' stripes
Or a tool to unblock my pipes
Either one would be fab
Cause life is so drab

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Bubbe Mon 08-Jul-19 23:43:52

Maybe a sports car with 'go faster' stripes
Or a tool to unblock my pipes
Either one would be fab
Cause life is so drab
We're easy to please and no hold-me-back gripes.

A cheery smile for the dawn of each day

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callgirl1 Tue 09-Jul-19 00:01:42

A cheery smile for the dawn of each day
And an apple to keep the doctor away

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crazyH Tue 09-Jul-19 00:27:04

A cheery smile for the dawn of each day
And an apple to keep the doctor away
Though I need him to give me something to sleep

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henetha Tue 09-Jul-19 11:06:36

A cheery smile for the dawn of each day
And an apple to keep the doctor away
Though I need him to give me something to sleep
(middle two lines are meant to be short)
And sleep quite deep

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 09-Jul-19 11:50:45

A cheery smile for the dawn of each day
And an applet to keep the doctor away
And sleep quite deep
In an ungainly heap

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Olderthanmost Tue 09-Jul-19 12:26:54

A cheery smile for the dawn of each day
And an applet to keep the doctor away
And sleep quite deep
In an ungainly heap
I'm alive no matter what they say

A man with his arm in a sling

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2old4hotpants Tue 09-Jul-19 12:45:23

A man with his arm in a sling
Enjoyed his trip to Beijing

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Bubbe Tue 09-Jul-19 12:54:25

A man with his arm in a sling
Enjoyed his trip to Beijing
But fell on his nose

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Olderthanmost Tue 09-Jul-19 13:17:07

A man with his arm in a sling
Enjoyed his trip to Beijing
But fell on his nose
Broke the other I suppose

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Jangran99 Tue 09-Jul-19 15:16:37

A man with his arm in a sling
Enjoyed his trip to Beijing
But fell on his nose
Broke the other I suppose
And abandoned his trip to Peking

My husband is growing a beard

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grandtanteJE65 Tue 09-Jul-19 15:23:46

My husband is growing a beard,
doesn't suit him, just as I feared!

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FarNorth Tue 09-Jul-19 15:36:35

My husband is growing a beard,
doesn't suit him, just as I feared!
It looks like a hedge

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moggie57 Tue 09-Jul-19 15:51:06

old king cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he. he called for a light in the middle of the night to go to the wc. the moon shone on the closet door ,the candle had a fit .old king cole fell down the hole and came up covered in s**t....(my dad taught me that one among others) my mum heard him one day. and yelled out "dont teach(me) rhymes like that. too late ,i still remember them today.. lol...

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2old4hotpants Tue 09-Jul-19 16:15:49

My husband is growing a beard,
doesn't suit him, just as I feared!
It looks like a hedge
Intermingled with sedge

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Olderthanmost Tue 09-Jul-19 17:01:10

My husband is growing a beard,
doesn't suit him, just as I feared!
It looks like a hedge
Intermingled with sedge
Caught fire and his eyeballs got seared

A girl with a very small chest

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