Limericks 7

So I approach the stairs with great care
Left foot first, right quite near

So I approach the stairs with great care
Left foot first, right quite near
I'm down on the first step

So I approach the stairs with great care
Left foot first, right quite near
I'm down on the first step
A necessary schlep

So I approach the stairs with great care
Left foot first, right quite near
I'm down on the first step
A necessary schlep
I hope I've got over my fear.

Good grief, my bedroom's quite a mess

Good grief, my bedroom's quite a mess
I'm no Marie Kondo, I confess

Good grief, my bedroom's quite a mess
I'm no Marie Kondo, I confess
Clothes chucked everywhere

Good grief, my bedroom`s quite a mess
I`m no Marie Kondo, I confess
Clothes chucked everywhere
But so what? It`s my lair,

Good grief, my bedroom`s quite a mess
I`m no Marie Kondo, I confess
Clothes chucked everywhere
But so what? It`s my lair,
I'm single, I'm not a pairs

Sleep is avoiding me, it's nearly two

Sleep is avoiding me, it's nearly two
I’ve counted sheep, I’ve had a brew

Sleep is avoiding me, it's nearly two
I’ve counted sheep, I’ve had a brew
Tossed and turned

Sleep is avoiding me, it's nearly two
I’ve counted sheep, I’ve had a brew
Tossed and turned
Tried toast, that's burnt

Sleep is avoiding me, it's nearly two
I’ve counted sheep, I’ve had a brew
Tossed and turned
Tried toast, that's burnt
Give me a gin, - I'll sleep right through.

And I bet I won't hear the alarm

And I bet I won't hear the alarm
Will sleeping late do any harm?

And I bet I won't hear the alarm
Will sleeping late do any harm?
You'll miss breakfast that's all

And I bet I won't hear the alarm
Will sleeping late do any harm?
You'll miss breakfast, that's all
If bacon's frying, give me a call

And I bet I won't hear the alarm
Will sleeping late do any harm?
You'll miss breakfast, that's all
If bacon's frying, give me a call
Fresh coffee would be sure to charm.

So then we will all go out jogging

So then we will all go out jogging
It really is an excuse for snogging

So then we will all go out jogging
It really is an excuse for snogging
Jogging I can`t do

So then we will all go out jogging
It really is an excuse for snogging
Jogging I can`t do
But walking ? I'll show you

So then we will all go out jogging
It really is an excuse for snogging
Jogging I can`t do
But walking ? I'll show you
Or even Northumberland clogging!

Toe touching and knee bends are next

Toe touching and knee bends are next
Pump those muscles, build our pecs

Toe touching and knee bends are next
That's two things that get me all vexed

Toe touching and knee bends are next
Pump those muscles, build our pecs
If you hear a loud creaking

Toe touching and knee bends are next
Pump those muscles, build our pecs
If you hear a loud creaking
It's prob my knees breaking

Toe touching and knee bends are next
Pump those muscles, build up our pecs
If you hear a loud creaking
It's prob my knees breaking
I tell you, I'm mightily vexed.

I think I'll take up gymnastics