Limericks 6

What's made me wake up so early
And dress up in something so girlie
I gave 'em all a twirl
And put my hair in a curl
with my skin looking all pearly.

What's made me wake up so early
And dress up in something so girlie
I gave 'em all a twirl
And put my hair in a curl

What's made me wake up so early
And dress up in something so girlie
I gave 'em all a twirl

What’s made me wake up so early
And dress up in something so girlie

There's many a tale to be told
Of grannies considered too old
But we'll show 'em pet
I'll join SAS yet
And bring back a medal of gold

What's made me wake up this early

There's many a tale to be told
Of grannies considered too old
But we'll show 'em pet
I'll join SAS yet

There's many a tale to be told
Of grannies considered too old
But we'll show 'em pet

There's many a tale to be told
Of grannies considered too old

Now that keen young gardener from Gloucester
Tried to develop a new kind of Hosta
His hybrid was bloomin'
But his girlfriend was fuming
So he decided to recruit an imposter.

There's many a tale to be told

But his girlfriend was fuming

Now that keen young gardener from Gloucester
Tried to develop a new kind of Hosta
His hybrid was bloomin'

sorry old&every grey re earlier timing

Now that keen young gardener from Gloucester
Tried to develop a new kind of Hosta

Think I'd better get some work done
But it's so nice lying in the sun
I dare say it is
The weather here is mis!
But housework has never been fun.

Now that keen young gardener from Gloucester

Think I'd better get some work done
But it's so nice lying in the sun
I dare say it is
The weather here is mis!

Think I'd better get some work done
But its so nice lying I the sun
I dare say it is
So will give housework a miss

Think I'd better get some work done
But it's so nice lying in the sun
I dare say it is

Think I'd better get some work done
But it's so nice lying in the sun

So far this summer's been a flop
It's raining all over the shop
I haven't been out
I'm stuck in with gout
My 'high living' will have to stop.

Think I'd better get some work done

So far this summer's been a flop
It's raining all over the shop
I haven't been out
I'm stuck in with gout

So far this summer's been a flop
It's raining all over the shop
I haven't been out

So far this summer's been a flop
It's raining all over the shop

My next door neighbour's very strange
I've no doubt she's on the 'change'
She'll blow hot and cold
Until she's really old
Her life she’s had to re-arrange.

So far this summer’s been a flop

My next door neighbour's very strange
I've no doubt she's on the 'change'
She'll blow hot and cold
Until she's really old

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My next door neighbour's very strange
I've no doubt she's on the 'change'
She'll blow hot and cold

Ok Jangran, thank you...your turn now