Limericks 6

There was a short laddie from Bicester
Who had a very tall sister
She walked like a model

There was a short laddie from Bicester
Who had a very tall sister
She walked like a model
But he had a waddle

There was a short laddie from Bicester
Who had a very tall sister
They worked on the stage

Sorry!

There was a short laddie from Bicester
Who had a very tall sister
She walked like a model
But he had a waddle

There was a short laddie from Bicester
Who had a very tall sister
She walked like a model
But he had a waddle
Because he had a huge big blister!!!

Beware of wearing new shoes

Beware of wearing new shoes
In particular when going on a cruise

Beware of wearing new shoes
In particular when going on a cruise
You'll need your sea legs

Beware of wearing new shoes
In particular when going on a cruise
You'll need your sea legs
Not wobbling on your pegs

Beware of wearing new shoes
In particular when going on a cruise
You'll need your sea legs
Not wobbling on your pegs
Or you could miss all the sea views

I am out and about with my camera

I am out and about with my camera
And hoping to get first class shots

Well, that's very perceptive- how did you guess I wasn't British born!p?

I am out and about with my camera
And hoping to get first class shots
Do you mind if I change this line,('tho camera is a
hard word to rhyme!)

I am out and about with my camera
And hoping to get shots of the chimera

I am out and about with my camera
And hoping to get shots of the chimera
But I left the lens cap on

I am out and about with my camera
And hoping to get shots of the chimera
But I left the lens cap on
So the chimera's long gone

I am out and about with my camera
And hoping to get shots of the chimera
But I left the lens cap on
So the chimera's long gone
Now meeting up with my friend Pamela

I put the washing out

I put the washing out
Then like a waterspout

I put the washing out
Then like a waterspout
The rains came down

I put the washing out
Then like a waterspout
The rains came down
It makes my face frown

But it’ll pour again no doubt

There was an old fellow from Cork

There was an old fellow from Cork
Who wanted to visit New York

There was an old fellow from Cork
Who wanted to visit New York
But ten hours in a plane

There was an old fellow from Cork
Who wanted to visit New York
But ten hours in a plane
Put his nerves under strain!!!!

There was an old fellow from Cork
Who wanted to visit New York
But ten hours in a plane
Put his nerves under strain!!!
He'd wished for a magical stork.

Walking out in his panama hat it rained

Walking out in his panama hat it rained
It's going to be ruined he loudly complained