Limericks 6

Well. he thought, I`ll just get a job
Let`s face it, I need to earn a few bob,
But my skills they are few
So what can I do

Well. he thought, I`ll just get a job
Let`s face it, I need to earn a few bob,
But my skills they are few
So what can I do
But lounge around town like a slob.

But the job centre forced him to work

But the job centre forced him to work
For a millionaire - that was a perk

But the job centre forced him to work
For a millionaire - that was a perk
But not for this guy

But the job centre forced him to work
For a millionaire - that was a perk
But not for this guy
Didn't even try

But the job centre forced him to work
For a millionaire - that was a perk
But not for this guy
Didn't even try
He was easily able to shirk

But his brother was willing and able

But his brother was willing and able
Any job that was there on the table

But his brother was willing and able
Any job that was there on the table
He soon made enough

But his brother was willing and able
Any job that was there on the table
He soon made enough
Though the going was tough

But his brother was willing and able
Any job that was there on the table
He soon made enough
To buy all the stuff

Sorry Bella

But his brother was willing and able
Any job that was there on the table
He soon made enough
Though the going was tough
To buy his own livery stable.

I love a day out at the races

I love a day out at the races
In my top hat and spangly braces

I love a day out at the races
In my top hat and spangly braces
When placing a bet

I love a day out at the races
In my top hat and spangly braces
When placing a bet
All fluttery I get

I love a day out at the races
In my top hat and spangly braces
When placing a bet
All fluttery I get
Hoping all my choices get good places

But the sadness I feel when I lose

But the sadness I feel when I lose
Has given me some time to muse

But the sadness I feel when I lose
Has given me some time to muse
Now I’ve lost quite a lot

But the sadness I feel when I lose
Has given me some time to muse
Now I’ve lost quite a lot
As my choices aren't hot

But the sadness I feel when I lose
Has given me some time to muse
Now I’ve lost quite a lot
But I don't care a jot

Sorry Juliet

But the sadness I feel when I lose
Has given me some time to muse
Now I’ve lost quite a lot
As my choices aren't hot

But the sadness I feel when I lose
Has given me some time to muse
Now I’ve lost quite a lot
As my choices aren't hot
And my sole consolation is booze

My next door neighbour's very strange

My next door neighbour's very strange
He's something on the stock exchange

My next door neighbour's very strange
I've no doubt she's on the 'change'

Oops.......

Let's carry on with your line crazy?

My next door neighbour's very strange
I've no doubt she's on the 'change'