These limericks exercise the brain though making them scan is a pain There are times when we fail “Ooh my brain” I shall wail I am sure they will make me insane
Those magic old songs were the best But they tend to send me on a quest Is the singer still alive? Or have they taken a dive Or before a comeback, taking a rest
Did you meet the man of your dreams? No, the illusion fell apart at the seams! But lets keep the dream alive So in order to survive Let’s pretend that his character gleams
But will my best dress still fit me? The worry has only just hit me Soon there's a wedding So pounds I'll be shedding I'll be oh so slender, you'll see