Limericks 6

I wish he’d sell it and buy a horse
Or spend more time on a golf course

My son has a big motorbike
I wish he still rode his trike
When he’s on it I worry
My mind's in a flurry
He does 100mph which I don't like!

I wish he'd sell it and buy a horse

My son has a big motorbike
I wish he still rode his trike
When he’s on it I worry
My mind's in a flurry

My son has a big motorbike
I wish he still rode his trike
When he’s on it I worry

My son has a big motorbike
I wish he still rode his trike

Can we leave politicians behind?
Oh yes let`s, I surely don`t mind,
Let`s elect someone funny
A manifesto that`s sunny,
And someone who`ll always be kind.

My son has a big motor bike

Can we leave politicians behind?
Oh yes let`s, I surely don`t mind,
Let`s elect someone funny
A manifesto that's sunny

Can we leave politicians behind?
Oh yes let`s, I surely don`t mind,
Let`s elect someone funny

Can we leave politicians behind?
Oh yes let’s, I surely don’t mind

So how about Billy Connolly as leader?
Henetha you`re a flippin`mind reader
At least he`d make us laugh
Even when making a gaff
Because he`s a funny old bleeder!

Can we leave politicians behind?

Jangran99

So how about Billy Connolly as leader?
henetha you are a flippin' mind reader
At least he'd make us laugh
Even when making a gaff

So how about Billy Connolly as leader?
henetha you are a flippin' mind reader
At least he'd make us laugh

So how about Billy Connolly as leader?
henetha you are a flippin' mind reader

Are we all being taken for a ride?
Can’t believe ‘em, every single one has lied
Their concern is for self
We're on a "shoogly" shelf
We need honesty, courage, and more beside.

So how about Billy Connolly as leader?

Are we all being taken for a ride?
Can’t believe ‘em, every single one has lied
Their concern is for self
We're on a "shoogly" shelf

Are we all being taken for a ride?
Can’t believe ‘em, every single one has lied
Their concern is for self

Oops crossed. Shall we use yours Bella. Ain’t it the truth!!

Are we all being taken for a ride?
Their concern will be how well they vied

Are we all being taken for a ride?
Can’t believe ‘em, every single one has lied

Who will the next PM be?
Maybe Boris, we'll see
The one with the hair?
I don't really care,
They're all the damn same, if you ask me.

Are we all being taken for a ride?

Who will the next PM be?
Maybe Boris? We'll see.
The one with the hair?
I don't really care,

Maybe Boris we'll see
The one with the hair?

Who will the next PM be?
Maybe Boris? We'll see.

There once was a PM called May
Who ,has now had to call it a day,
So a holiday beckons
So Phillip reckons,
So they`re off to Montego Bay.

Who will the next PM be?

There once was a PM called May
Who has now had to call it a day,
So a holiday beckons
So Phillip reckons