Limericks 6

But will my best dress still fit me?
The worry has only just hit me
Soon there's a wedding
So pounds I'll be shedding
I'll be oh so slender, you'll see

Did you meet the man of your dreams?

Did you meet the man of your dreams?
No, the illusion fell apart at the seams!

Did you meet the man of your dreams?
No, the illusion fell apart at the seams!
But let's keep the dream alive

Did you meet the man of your dreams?
No, the illusion fell apart at the seams!
But lets keep the dream alive
So in order to survive

Did you meet the man of your dreams?
No, the illusion fell apart at the seams!
But lets keep the dream alive
So in order to survive
Let’s pretend that his character gleams

I still have my childhood teddy

I still have my childhood teddy
And also a donkey named Neddy

I still have my childhood teddy
And also a donkey named Neddy
Plus a rag doll called Sue

I still have my childhood teddy
And also a donkey named Neddy
Plus a rag doll called Sue
And of course little Pooh

I still have my childhood teddy
And also a donkey named Neddy,
Plus a rag doll called Sue
And of course little Pooh
And an imaginary pal called Freddy

I love sixties music you see

Oh yes, it's Motown for me

I love sixties music you see
Oh yes, it's Motown for me

I love sixties music you see
Oh yes, it`s Motown for me.
Marty Wilde, Billy Fury

I love sixties music you see
Oh yes, it`s Motown for me.
Marty Wilde, Billy Fury
Let's hear from the jury

I love sixties music you see
Oh yes, it`s Motown for me.
Marty Wilde, Billy Fury
Let's hear from the jury
David Jacobs on Saturday TV

Those magic old songs were the best

I love sixties music you see
Oh yes, it`s Motown for me
Marty Wilde, Billy Fury
Let`s hear from the jury
I`ll give it foive said Janice with glee.

I`m going to London to see a fine show

Ignore mine, crossed posts.

Those magic old songs were the best
But they tend to send me on a quest

Those magic old songs were the best
But they tend to send me on a quest
Is the singer still alive?

Those magic old songs were the best
But they tend to send me on a quest
Is the singer still alive?
Or have they taken a dive?

Those magic old songs were the best
But they tend to send me on a quest
Is the singer still alive?
Or have they taken a dive
Or before a comeback, taking a rest

These limericks exercise the brain!

These limericks exercise the brain
Though making then scan is a pain

These limericks exercise the brain
Though making them scan is a pain
There are times when we fail

These limericks exercise the brain
Though making them scan is a pain
There are times when we fail
"Ooh my brain!" I shall wail

These limericks exercise the brain
though making them scan is a pain
There are times when we fail
“Ooh my brain” I shall wail
I am sure they will make me insane

There once was a PM called May

There once was a PM called May
Who has now had to call it a day

There once was a PM called May
Who has now had to call it a day,
So a holiday beckons