Limericks 6

He now has a lovely new wife
Hoping this time it's for life
Ah! Contentment is bliss
Nothing better than this
A relief after all his past strife

I can't say I've ever fancied a cruise

I can't say I've ever fancied a cruise
Though the brochures I often peruse,

I'd rather go camping

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I can't say I've ever fancied a cruise
Though the brochures I often peruse,
I'd rather go camping
Preferably glamping

I can't say I've ever fancied a cruise
Though the brochures I often peruse
I'd rather go camping
Preferably glamping
Under canvas is what I would choose.

Or what about a motoring tour?

Or what about a motoring tour?
To thrilling places not seen before

Or what about a motoring tour?
To thrilling places not seen before
You can stop when you like

Or what about a motoring tour?
To thrilling places not seen before
You can stop when you like,
Stretch your legs,take a hike,

Or what about a motoring tour?
To thrilling places not seen before
You can stop when you like,
Stretch your legs,take a hike,
Ah yes, car would be my choix du jour.

The exotic has always appealed

The exotic has always appealed
More excitement it seems to yield

The exotic has always appealed
More excitement it seems to yield
Yet, when it comes to the test

Perhaps camping is best

The exotic has always appealed
More excitement it seems to yield,
Yet, when it comes to the test
Maybe camping is best,
As long as there`s no bull in the field.

My son is a wonderful mimic

My son is a wonderful mimic
He can ape anyone, that's his gimmick

My son is a wonderful mimic
He can ape anyone, that's his gimmick
But he came a bit of a cropper

My son is a wonderful mimic
He can ape anyone, that's his gimmick
But he came a bit of a cropper
When he mocked the local copper

My son is a wonderful mimic
He can ape anyone, that's his gimmick
But he came a bit of a cropper
When he mocked the local copper
Whose surname just happened to be Dimmick!

Now he’s held at Her Majesty’s pleasure

Now he’s held at Her Majesty’s pleasure
Not A life, I would guess, that he’ll treasure

Now he’s held at Her Majesty’s pleasure
Not A life, I would guess, that he’ll treasure
So, in front of the bench

Now he`s held at Her Majesty`s pleasure
Not a life, I would guess, that he`ll treasure
So, in front of the bench,
Facing Judge Judi Dench,

Now he`s held at Her Majesty`s pleasure
Not a life, I would guess, that he`ll treasure
So, in front of the bench,
Facing Judge Judi Dench
It was soon that she got his measure.

It's not such a crime said his mother in tears

It's not such a crime said his mother in tears
He just likes to mimic, he’s done it for years

It's not such a crime said his mother in tears
He just likes to mimic, he’s done it for years
He meant no offence

It's not such a crime said his mother in tears
He just likes to mimic, he's done it for years
He meant no offence
So please use some sense

Being locked up was one of his fears

What became of that wonderful young man