Limericks 6

An elderly lady from Lee
Loved to go swimming in the sea
But, out of her depth one day
she was scared, I must say

An elderly lady from Lee
Loved to go swimming in the sea
But, out of her depth one day
she was scared, I must say
And needed a strong cup of tea

I’ve just had a daft senior moment

I’ve just had a daft senior moment
I wonder where my poor mind went

I’ve just had a daft senior moment
I wonder where my poor mind went
Did I leave it at home?

I’ve just had a daft senior moment
I wonder where my poor mind went
Did I leave it at home?
But it does tend to roam

I’ve just had a daft senior moment
I wonder where my poor mind went
Did I leave it at home?
But it does tend to roam
With all my great thoughts sadly bent!

There once was a cold rainy day

There once was a cold rainy day
When the kids couldn't go out to play

There once was a cold rainy day
When the kids couldn't go out to play
So we made tea and toast

There once was a cold rainy day
When the kids couldn't go out to play
So we made tea and toast
And then made the most

There once was a cold rainy day
When the kids couldn't go out to play
So we made tea and toast
And then made the most
Of building silly things out of clay.

But when the rain stopped we went out

But when the rain stopped we went out
Sunshine follows rain, there's no doubt

But when the rain stopped we went out
Sunshine follows rain, there's no doubt
But it's windy today,

But when the rain stopped we went out
Sunshine follows rain, there's no doubt
But it's windy today,
We'll be blown away

But when the rain stopped we went out
Sunshine follows rain, there's no doubt
But it's windy today,
We'll be blown away
Oh no, not another turn about !!

There’s only one thing to be done

There’s only one thing to be done
To find shelter we'll have to run

There’s only one thing to be done
To find shelter we'll have to run
There’s a tree over there

There’s only one thing to be done
To find shelter we'll have to run
There’s a tree over there
But it's branches are bare

There’s only one thing to be done
To find shelter we'll have to run
There’s a tree over there
But it's branches are bare
No matter 'cos here comes the sun

I really must start to declutter

I really must start to declutter
For hoarding I am a right nutter

I really must start to declutter
For hoarding I am a right nutter
But I like all my stuff

I really must start to declutter
For hoarding I am a right nutter
But I like all my stuff
Though some may be rough

I really must start to declutter
For hoarding I am a right nutter
But I like all my stuff
Though some may be rough
Does anyone want a stone cutter?I

But the rubbish isn't all mine

But the rubbish isn't all mine
It is hers and it's his and that's fine

But the rubbish isn't all mine
It is hers and it's his and that's fine
But I know once it goes

But the rubbish isn't all mine
It is hers and it's his and that's fine
But I know once it goes
It very soon re-grows