LIMERICKS 6

But what about old Auntie Nellie!
Whom copies her there on the telly

But what about old Auntie Nellie!
Whom copies her there on the telly
Her singing scares cats

There’s a strange little man by the lake
It looks as though he is need of a break

But what about old Auntie Nellie!
Whom copies her there on the telly
Her singing scares cats
It terrifies rats

But what about old Aunt Nellie
Whom copies her there on the telly
Her singing scares cat
It terrifies rats
We'll shut her up with a well-aimed wellie.

There's a strange little man by the lake
It looks as though he is in need of a break
There's a fish on the line

There's a strange little man by the lake
It looks as though he is in need of a break
There's a fish on the line
Dinner on the menu,so fine

There's a strange little man by the lake
It looks as though he is in need of a break
There's a fish on the line
Dinner on the menu, so fine
Could we follow with a nice cake?

That strange little man wore a red pointy hat

That strange little man wore a red pointy hat
And polka dot trousers, how about that!

That strange little man wore a red pointy hat
And polka dot trousers, how about that!
His boots were bright gree

That strange little man wore a red pointy hat
And polka dot trousers, how about that!
His boots were bright gree(n?)
His scarf was pale cream

That strange little man wore a red pointy hat
And polka dot trousers, how about that!
His boots were bright gree(n?)
His scarf was pale cream
In musical theatre he played a real brat

But which Musical I hear you then ask?

But which Musical I hear you then ask?
And in his glory he'd modestly bask

But which Musical I hear you then ask?
And in his glory he'd modestly bask
Cats, Chicago or Hamilton?

This game is becoming an impossible task
But I sincerely hope it will last and last

But which Musical I hear you then ask?
And in his glory he'd modestly bask
Cats, Chicago or Hamilton?
Starlight Express when it was on

But which Musical I hear you then ask?
And in his glory he'd modestly bask
Cats, Chicago or Hamilton?
Starlight Express when it was on
And he was the one who headed the cast!!

There is a strange looking bird in my birdbath

There is a strange looking bird in my birdbath
It's got six legs, four wings and is good at maths

There is a strange looking bird in my birdbath
It's got six legs, four wings and is good at maths
Ornithologists flock to the scene

There is a strange looking bird in my birdbath
It's got six legs, four wings and is good at maths
Ornithologists flock to the scene
Wherever they have been

There is a strange looking bird in my birdbath
It's got six legs, four wings and is good at maths
Ornithologists flock to the scene
Wherever they have been
Intent on naming it or fear much wrath

Countrywide there are species galore

Countrywide there are species galore
And twitchers are well to the fore

Countrywide there are species galore
And twitchers are well to the fore
Keeping ever so still

Countrywide there are species galore
And twitchers are well to the fore
Keeping ever so still
They wait for the trill

Countrywide there are species galore
And twitchers are well to the fore
Keeping ever so still
They wait for the trill
To identify, and add to their score

Many species are seen on our shores

Many species are seen on our shores
Found also on so many specific moors