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LIMERICKS 6

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Jangran99 Sat 02-Mar-19 17:12:48

Next limerick starter!

The best limericks are funny and clever

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Jangran99 Mon 17-Jun-19 14:32:53

There's now been a photo of young Archie's eyes
Just like all infants, lovely 'til he cries
So ring for the nanny
Or even his granny

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henetha Mon 17-Jun-19 14:29:12

There's now been a photo of young Archie's eyes
Just like all infants, lovely 'til he cries
So ring for the nanny

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Jangran99 Sun 16-Jun-19 18:15:59

There's now been a photo of young Archie's eyes
Just like all infants, lovely 'til he cries

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Juliet27 Sun 16-Jun-19 17:51:18

A food shop is my only ‘excitement’ today
It’s called life in the fast lane, what do you say?
But you can't beat this
With a hug and a kiss
And I'm glad I have the money to pay.

There's now been a photo of young Archie's eyes

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FarNorth Sun 16-Jun-19 17:38:58

A food shop is my only ‘excitement’ today
It’s called life in the fast lane, what do you say?
But you can't beat this
Wth a hug and a kiss

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crazyH Sun 16-Jun-19 09:27:13

A food shop is my only ‘excitement’ today
It’s called life in the fast lane, what do you say?
But you can't beat this

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Bellanonna Sun 16-Jun-19 08:58:40

A food shop is my only ‘excitement’ today
It’s called life in the fast lane, what do you say?

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Juliet27 Sun 16-Jun-19 08:52:43

As soon as I`ve reached my target weight
I`ll stick a notice on the gate
‘For slimming advice
Just pull the bell twice
I’ll reveal my successes of late’

A food shop is my only ‘excitement’ today

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willa45 Sun 16-Jun-19 03:43:35

As soon as I`ve reached my target weight
I`ll stick a notice on the gate
‘For slimming advice
Just pull the bell twice

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Juliet27 Sun 16-Jun-19 02:49:31

As soon as I`ve reached my target weight
I`ll stick a notice on the gate
‘For slimming advice

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callgirl1 Sat 15-Jun-19 23:29:15

As soon as I`ve reached my target weight
I`ll stick a notice on the gate

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Jangran99 Sat 15-Jun-19 22:44:25

By midsummer I should start to be slim
I`ll be spending long hours in the gym
On the bike I will pedal
Deserving a medal
And squeeze in some time for a swim.

As soon as I've reached my target weight

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Juliet27 Sat 15-Jun-19 22:26:56

By midsummer I should start to be slim
I`ll be spending long hours in the gym
On the bike I will pedal
Deserving a medal

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callgirl1 Sat 15-Jun-19 21:24:57

By midsummer I should start to be slim
I`ll be spending long hours in the gym
On the bike I will pedal

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Jangran99 Sat 15-Jun-19 20:10:00

By midsummer I should start to be slim
I'll be spending long hours in the gym

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Bellanonna Sat 15-Jun-19 20:08:09

I’ll be able to wear clothes that I bought
Including those skirts once too short
And the little black dress
Without feeling a mess
And with luck I’ll weigh less than I ought

By midsummer I should start to be slim

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Juliet27 Sat 15-Jun-19 12:08:17

I’ll be able to wear clothes that I bought
Including those skirts once too short
And the little black dress
Without feeling a mess

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Jangran99 Sat 15-Jun-19 11:55:17

I’ll be able to wear clothes that I bought
Including those skirts once too short
And the little black dress

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Bellanonna Sat 15-Jun-19 11:53:30

I’ll be able to wear clothes that I bought
Including those skirts once too short

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Jangran99 Sat 15-Jun-19 11:49:37

So I'll go on a diet tomorrow
And slimming ideas I'll borrow
I'll get rid of the fat
Give the cream to the cat
All without very deep sorrow!

I'll be able to wear clothes that I bought

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Bellanonna Sat 15-Jun-19 11:40:41

So I'll go on a diet tomorrow
And slimming ideas I'll borrow
I'll get rid of the fat
Give the cream to the cat

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Jangran99 Sat 15-Jun-19 11:35:29

So I'll go on a diet tomorrow
And slimming ideas I'll borrow
I'll get rid of the fat

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Juliet27 Sat 15-Jun-19 10:51:05

So I'll go on a diet tomorrow
And slimming ideas I'll borrow

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henetha Sat 15-Jun-19 09:50:58

I'm now trying my hand at cooking
I keep tasting when nobody's looking
But these little sips
Leave proof on my lips
And my hips need double-seat booking

So I'll go on a diet tomorrow

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Juliet27 Sat 15-Jun-19 08:56:12

I'm now trying my hand at cooking
I keep tasting when nobody's looking
But these little sips
Leave proof on my lips

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