LIMERICKS 6

With easter eggs now eaten or melting
The diet has taken a belting
Low calorie coke

With easter eggs now eaten or melting
The diet has taken a belting

My Auntie Maud is quite weird
Her tufty toes are usually sheered
Hair hair coloured pink
OMG, a retired punk
Indeed much worse than I had feared!

With easter eggs now eaten or melting

My Auntie Maud is quite weird
Her tufty toes are usually sheered
Hair hair coloured pink
OMG, a retired punk

My Auntie Maud is quite weird
Her tufty toes are usually sheered
Hair hair coloured pink

My Auntie Maud is quite weird
Her tufty toes are usually sheered

I once thought I'd knit a big jumper
For my mad as a hatter grandpa
In white or pink?
Or a gender neutral shade, do you think?
Or soft grey, like a bunny called Thumper

My Auntie Maud is quite weird

I once thought I'd knit a big jumper
For my mad as a hatter grandpa
In white or pink?
Or a gender neutral shade, do you think?

I once thought I'd knit a big jumper
For my mad as a hatter grandpa
In white or pink?

I once thought I'd knit a big jumper
For my mad as a hatter grandpa

I’m glad I have brothers and sisters
In our youth they called us the hipsters
Cause that’s where we’re joined
(That’s a phrase that’s been coined)
At least no-one said we were twisters.

I once thought I'd knit a big jumper

I’m glad I have brothers and sisters
In our youth they called us the hipsters
Cause that’s where we’re joined
(That’s a phrase that’s been coined)

I’m glad I have brothers and sisters
In our youth they called us the hipsters
Cause that’s where we’re joined

I’m glad I have brothers and sisters
In our youth they called us the hipsters

I've got too many eggs this Easter
Just a few to be shared with a sister,
So I'll eat just a few
When having my brew
And hope my tongue doesn’t blister

I’m glad I have brothers and sisters

I've got too many eggs this Easter
Just a few to be shared with a sister,
So I'll eat just a few
When having my brew

I've got too many eggs this Easter
Just a few to be shared with a sister,
So I'll eat just a few

I've got too many eggs this Easter
Just a few to be shared with a sister

A protester, while glued to a train,
Was hoping attention to gain
He called "Now look here!
“Though disruption’s severe,
Saving the world is our aim"

I've got too many eggs this Easter

A protester, while glued to a train,
Was hoping attention to gain
He called "Now look here!
“Though disruption’s severe,

A protester, while glued to a train,
Was hoping attention to gain
He called "Now look here!"

A protester, while glued to a train,
Was hoping attention to gain

My head is filled with birdsong
In the day and all night long
It is the sound of spring
Tweet romance be-wing
And n’er a note sung wrong!

A protester, while glued to a train,

My head is filled with birdsong
In the day and all night long
It is the sound of spring
Tweet romance be-wing

My head is filled with birdsong
In the day and all night long
It is the sound of spring