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LIMERICKS 6

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Jangran99 Sat 02-Mar-19 17:12:48

Next limerick starter!

The best limericks are funny and clever

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Juliet27 Fri 03-May-19 22:30:24

She applied for a job in a school
And another to clean swimming pools
But the pupils she stressed
And for cleaning had no zest
So her father just called her a fool.

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Jangran99 Fri 03-May-19 22:19:51

She applied for a job in a school
And another to clean swimming pools
But the pupils she stressed
And for cleaning had no zest

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Juliet27 Fri 03-May-19 22:15:26

She applied for a job in a school
And another to clean swimming pools
But the pupils she stressed

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FarNorth Fri 03-May-19 12:58:31

She applied for a job in a school
And another to clean swimming pools

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Juliet27 Fri 03-May-19 11:46:25

I do try my best" she retorted
So to find work she resorted
But she had no CV
And GCSE's, only three
So it took her some time to get sorted.

She applied for a job in a school

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henetha Fri 03-May-19 10:27:07

I do try my best" she retorted
So to find work she resorted
But she had no CV
And GCSE's, only three

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Bellanonna Fri 03-May-19 10:19:01

I do try my best" she retorted
So to find work she resorted
But she had no CV

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Jangran99 Fri 03-May-19 08:46:06

"I do try my best" she retorted
So to find work she resorted

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Juliet27 Fri 03-May-19 08:44:11

Oh father dear, are you ill? She said
“No, not ill”, said he, shaking his head
"I work hard for a living"
“But I’m fed up with giving
And it's time you earned your own bread"

"I do try my best" she retorted

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Bellanonna Fri 03-May-19 08:38:11

Oh father dear, are you ill? She said
“No, not ill”, said he, shaking his head
"I work hard for a living"
“But I’m fed up with giving

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Juliet27 Fri 03-May-19 08:24:12

Oh father dear, are you ill? She said
“No, not ill”, said he, shaking his head
"I work hard for a living"

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Bellanonna Fri 03-May-19 08:18:30

Oh father dear, are you ill? She said
“No, not ill”, said he, shaking his head

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Juliet27 Fri 03-May-19 08:12:32

You'll stand on your own feet he said
You'll work to earn your own bread
The well has run dry
I can barely get by
You'll soon see your poor father dead!

Oh father dear, are you ill? She said

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Bellanonna Fri 03-May-19 07:55:53

You’ll stand on your own feet he said
You'll work to earn your own bread
The well has run dry
I can barely get by

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Jangran99 Thu 02-May-19 23:26:43

Ooops
You’ll stand on your own feet he said
You'll work to earn your own bread
The well has run dry

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Jangran99 Thu 02-May-19 23:25:42

You’ll stand on your own feet he said
You'll work to earn your own bread
The well's

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FarNorth Thu 02-May-19 22:51:19

You’ll stand on your own feet he said
You'll work to earn your own bread

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Jangran99 Thu 02-May-19 17:39:51

Before long she set off to see France
With never a backward glance
It was all "Ooh, la la!"
“Can I borrow more Pa?”
But finally he took a stance!

You’ll stand on your own feet he said

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Juliet27 Thu 02-May-19 16:55:44

Before long she set off to see France
With never a backward glance
It was all "Ooh, la la!"
“Can I borrow more Pa?”

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FarNorth Thu 02-May-19 10:46:54

Before long she set off to see France
With never a backward glance
It was all "Ooh, la la!"

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henetha Thu 02-May-19 10:38:11

Before long she set off to see France
With never a backward glance

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Bellanonna Thu 02-May-19 10:26:03

A chic young lady from Kyle
Whose home was a large wealthy pile
Pranged her Lexus, oh dear
Daddy's dough will sort that, no fear
And return to her face a big smile

Before long she set off to see France

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Jangran99 Thu 02-May-19 08:56:46

A chic young lady from Kyle
Whose home was a large wealthy pile
Pranged her Lexus, oh dear
Daddy's dough will sort that, no fear

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BradfordLass72 Thu 02-May-19 06:35:01

A chic young lady from Kyle
Whose home was a large wealthy pile
Pranged her Lexus, oh dear

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Juliet27 Thu 02-May-19 06:28:29

A chic young lady from Kyle
Whose home was a large wealthy pile

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