LIMERICKS 5

Good one Elrel! Our language is interesting, isn’t it?!

The sun has just shyly appeared

Interruption, must share this:

There was an old woman of Slough,
Who developed a terrible cough,
So she drank half a pint
Of warm honey and mint,
But, sadly she didn't pull through!

I'll jump on my electric scooter
Complete with earsplitting hooter
I'll do 30 at least
Like a rampaging beast!
Chasing after reluctant suitor!

The sun has just shyly appeared

I'll jump on my electric scooter
Complete with earsplitting hooter
I'll do 30 at least
Like a rampaging beast!

I'll jump on my electric scooter
Complete with earsplitting hooter
I'll do 30 at least

I'll jump on my electric scooter
Complete with earspilitting hooter

I'm just about to go shopping
I'm going to buy a whopping
Great big curranty bun!
And then have some fun
Which will leave all the bystanders gawping !

I’ll jump on my electric scooter

I'm just about to go shopping
I'm going to buy a whopping
Great big curranty bun!
And then have some fun

I'm just about to go shopping
I'm going to buy a whopping
Great big curranty bun!

I'm just about to go shopping
I'm going to buy a whopping

It felt like Spring this morning
A brighter day was dawning
Afraid that’s not where we are
A storm has arrived from afar
And it’s coming your way , forewarning!!

I’m just about to go shopping

It felt like Spring this morning
A brighter day was dawning
Afraid that’s not where we are
A storm has arrived from afar

It felt like Spring this morning
A brighter day was dawning
Afraid that’s not where we are

It felt like Spring this morning
A brighter day was dawning

A Polish politician, name of Tusk,
Used to improwizować or busk
But now he's well known
For a devilish tone
Especially when he does cuss!!!!

It felt like Spring this morning

A Polish politician, name of Tusk,
Used to improwizować or busk
But now he's well known
For a devilish tone

A Polish politician, name of Tusk,
Used to improwizować or busk
But now he's well known

A Polish politician, name of Tusk,
Used to improwizować or busk

It’s hotter than Hades down here
I survive with my fan and iced beer.
Please send some to us!
On the next express bus
With plenty of ice-making gear!

A Polish politician, name of Tusk,

It’s hotter than Hades down here
I survive with my fan and iced beer.
Please send some to us!
On the next express bus

It’s hotter than Hades down here
I survive with my fan and iced beer.
Please send some to us!

It’s hotter than Hades down here
I survive with my fan and iced beer

So on "highs" he found his new thrills
And a huge reduction on bills
He conversed with his family
And acted more cannily
He also learned many new skills.

There was old lady with a wooden leg

So on "highs" he found his new thrills
And a huge reduction on bills
He conversed with his family
And acted more cannily
But it's costing a fortune in pills.

It's hotter than Hades down here