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Now her skin turned all blue and wrinkled
But her eyes had a naughty wee twinkle!!!

There once was a Gran on the Net
Who streaked down the street for a bet
The neighbours, aghast
Said, 'blimey, she's fast!
Is she trying to join the jet set?'

Now her skin turned all blue and wrinkled

There once was a Gran on the Net
Who streaked down the street for a bet
The neighbours, aghast
Said, 'blimey, she's fast'!

There once was a Gran on the Net
Who streaked down the street for a bet
The neighbours, aghast

There once was a Gran on the Net
Who streaked down the street for a bet

I wish I was on Strictly Come Dancing
I’m a dab hand a strutting and pracncing
I’d bare all in a skimpy costume
Whilst twirling round the ball room
But I'd skip the sleazy romancing!

There once was a Gran on the Net

I wish I was on Strictly Come Dancing
I’m a dab hand a strutting and pracncing
I’d bare all in a skimpy costume
Whilst twirling round the ball room

I wish I was on Strictly Come Dancing
I’m a dab hand a strutting and pracncing
I’d bare all in a skimpy costume

I wish I was on Strictly Come Dancing
I’m a dab hand at strutting and prancing

When the mist hangs heavy in the leaden sky
It depresses some and they can cry
But remember better days
When as a child you just played
Without a thought of where, when or why.

I wish I was on Strictly Come Dancing

When the mist hangs heavy in the leaden sky
It depresses some and they can cry
But remember better days
When as a child you just played

When the mist hangs heavy in the leaden sky
It depresses some and they can cry
But remember better days

When the mist hangs heavy in the leaden sky
It depresses some and they can cry

Nights are drawing in and winter's on its way
I'm snuggled in a blanket keeping the chill away
Although today, the sun is shining bright
I'm almost sure it will be cold tonight
And I'll be hoping for the fire to stay alight.

When the mist hangs heavy in the leaden sky

Nights are drawing in and winter's on its way
I'm snuggled in a blanket keeping the chill away
Although today, the sun is shining bright
I'm almost sure it will be cold tonight

Nights are drawing in and winter's on its way
I'm snuggled in a blanket keeping the chill away
Although today, the sun is shining bright

Nights are drawing in and winter's on its way
I'm snuggled in a blanket keeping the chill away

Not long now till bonfire night
When skies will seem to be alight
With flashes and bangs
And a big moon which hangs
The sights and sounds fill kids with delight!!

Nights are drawing in and winter's on its way

Not long now till bonfire night
When skies will seem to be alight
With flashes and bangs
And a big moon which hangs

Not long now till bonfire night
When skies will seem to be alight
With flashes and bangs

Not long now till bonfire night
When skies will seem to be alight

A pretty princess from Windsor
Won’t let the naysayers hinder
Her wedding will surely not be a bore
Some people will clearly adore
There will be plenty of ## twitter!!!

Not long till bonfire night

A pretty princess from Windsor
Won’t let the naysayers hinder
Her wedding will surely not be a bore
Some people will clearly adore
There will be plenty of ## twitter!!!

A pretty princess from Windsor
Won’t let the naysayers hinder
Her wedding will surely not be a bore
Some people will clearly adore

A pretty princess from Windsor
Won’t let the naysayers hinder
Hee wedding will surely not be a bore