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FarNorth Sat 29-Sept-18 09:05:11

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files
A large bar of soap

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Flossieturner Fri 12-Oct-18 08:44:47

Now her skin turned all blue and wrinkled
But her eyes had a naughty wee twinkle
Her pert Derriere

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henetha Fri 12-Oct-18 09:45:46

Now her skin turned all blue and wrinkled
But her eyes had a naughty wee twinkle
Her pert Derriere
Wobbled here and there

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travelsafar Fri 12-Oct-18 13:37:14

Now her skin turned all blue and wrinkled
But her eyes had a naughty wee twinkle
Her pert Derriere
Wobbled here and there
But look at the guys, whose eyes are smiling and crinkled!!!

The wind is blowing hard right now

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FarNorth Fri 12-Oct-18 14:39:55

The wind is blowing hard right now
Just watch out for a flying cow

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Flossieturner Fri 12-Oct-18 16:03:30

The wind blowing hard right now
Just watch out for a flying cow
Chickens and pigs hurtling skyward

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Bellanonna Fri 12-Oct-18 18:25:19

The wind is blowing hard right now
Just watch out for a flying cow
Chickens and pigs hurtling skyward
“Just take care” is the current byword

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henetha Fri 12-Oct-18 21:31:22

The wind is blowing hard right now
Just watch out for a flying cow
Chickens and pigs hurtling skyward
"Just take care" is the current byword
So tie yourself to the bed, somehow!

I'm tempted to get a small tattoo

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Oct-18 07:55:06

I'm tempted to get a small tattoo
But in a place quite hidden from view

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FarNorth Sat 13-Oct-18 09:32:47

I'm tempted to get a small tattoo
But in a place quite hidden from view
Except for close friends

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henetha Sat 13-Oct-18 11:53:34

I'm tempted to get a small tattoo
But in a place quite hidden from view
Except for close friends
In case it offends

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FarNorth Sat 13-Oct-18 21:39:58

I'm tempted to get a small tattoo
But in a place quite hidden from view
Except for close friends
In case it offends
How about you tattoo too?

I'm tired and all slumped in a heap

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Bellanonna Sun 14-Oct-18 09:02:54

I'm tired and all slumped in a heap
Before long I’ll be fast asleep

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travelsafar Sun 14-Oct-18 09:03:38

I'm tired and all slumped in a heap
All i require is some decent sleep

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henetha Sun 14-Oct-18 10:51:33

I'm tired and all slumped in a heap
All i require is some decent sleep
To make me perky once more

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Panache Sun 14-Oct-18 17:07:35

I'm tired and all slumped in a heap
All i require is some decent sleep
To make me perky once more
To the above I add my encore

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Elrel Mon 15-Oct-18 00:15:30

I'm tired and all slumped in a heap
All i require is some decent sleep
To make me perky once more
To the above I add my encore
Now I'm off to count sheep!

There once was a storm named Callum

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henetha Mon 15-Oct-18 10:42:08

There once was a storm named Callum
Heading for London, around Balham

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Panache Mon 15-Oct-18 14:35:38

There once was a storm named Callum
Heading for London, around Balham
Having wreaked mayhem in Wales

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travelsafar Mon 15-Oct-18 21:47:42

There once was a storm named Callum
Heading for London, around Balham
Having wreaked mayhem in Wales
People no doubt will regale their tales

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henetha Mon 15-Oct-18 22:46:16

There once was a storm named Callum
Heading for London, around Balham
Having wreaked mayhem in Wales
People no doubt will regale their tales
With great glee, it's the way that they tell 'um!

Today I was out to lunch and had fish

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Panache Tue 16-Oct-18 12:18:37

Today I was out to lunch and had fish
One such extremely healthy dish

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henetha Tue 16-Oct-18 21:50:42

Today I was out to lunch and had fish
One such extremely healthy dish
'Twas covered in batter

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Bellanonna Tue 16-Oct-18 22:20:12

Today I was out to lunch and had fish
One such extremely healthy dish
'Twas covered in batter
(Not so good, but no matter)

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Jangran99 Tue 16-Oct-18 22:51:55

Today I was out to lunch and had fish
One such extremely healthy dish
'Twas covered in batter
(Not so good, but no matter)
And the chips were definitely more-ish!

There was a fat lady who thought

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FarNorth Tue 16-Oct-18 23:32:53

There was a fat lady who thought
Being skinny would make her distraught

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