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FarNorth Sat 29-Sept-18 09:05:11

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files
A large bar of soap

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JoyBloggs Thu 29-Nov-18 21:06:54

I went to the market last week
Bought some spuds, some beans and a leek
Then later that day
I heard someone say

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Lisagran Thu 29-Nov-18 20:46:04

I went to the market last week
Bought some spuds, some beans and a leek
Then later that day

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JoyBloggs Thu 29-Nov-18 19:58:55

I went to the market last week
Bought some spuds, some beans and a leek

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Lisagran Thu 29-Nov-18 18:24:47

One day I might travel again
To a land with not very much rain
Whilst home comforts call
And my teardrops may fall
Great pleasure and happiness I’ll feign

I went to the market last week

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travelsafar Thu 29-Nov-18 18:16:15

One day I might travel again
To a land with not very much rain
Whilst home comforts call
And my teardrops may fall

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Panache Thu 29-Nov-18 10:37:16

One day I might travel again
To a land with not very much rain
Whilst home comforts call

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craftergran Thu 29-Nov-18 10:36:36

One day I might travel again
To a land with not very much rain
I'll catch me some rays

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henetha Thu 29-Nov-18 09:57:01

One day I might travel again
To a land with not very much rain

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Bellanonna Thu 29-Nov-18 09:14:46

I think I may go to Japan
And there sup tea with elan
I’ll try the rice wine
Meet a nice chap online
And remain in Japan with my man

One day I might travel again

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MissAdventure Thu 29-Nov-18 00:03:46

I think I may go to Japan
And there sup tea with elan
I’ll try the rice wine
Meet a nice chap online

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Bellanonna Thu 29-Nov-18 00:01:17

I think I may go to Japan
And there sup tea with elan
I’ll try the rice wine

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Jangran99 Wed 28-Nov-18 23:58:07

I think I may go to Japan
And there sup tea with elan

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MissAdventure Wed 28-Nov-18 23:42:20

If someone says “left” I go right
I’m very aware of my plight
Perhaps I'm dyslexic
My senses defective
Or possibly just like a fight?

I think I may go to Japan

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Bellanonna Wed 28-Nov-18 23:33:25

If someone says “left” I go right
I’m very aware of my plight
Perhaps I'm dyslexic
My senses defective

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Jangran99 Wed 28-Nov-18 23:21:19

If someone says “left” I go right
I’m very aware of my plight
Perhaps I'm dyslexic

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Bellanonna Wed 28-Nov-18 20:01:13

If someone says “left” I go right
I’m very aware of my plight

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Jangran99 Wed 28-Nov-18 19:42:27

If someone says “left” I go right

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Jangran99 Wed 28-Nov-18 19:41:05

Christmas pud,and mince pies and lots of cream
Make up our banquet, almost fit for our Queen
But she doesn't eat much
As must not look "butch"
So only eats foods that are green.

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Panache Wed 28-Nov-18 17:30:26

Christmas pud,and mince pies and lots of cream
Make up our banquet, almost fit for our Queen
But she doesn't eat much
As must not look "butch"

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henetha Wed 28-Nov-18 10:07:22

Christmas pud,and mince pies and lots of cream
Make up our banquet, almost fit for our Queen
But she doesn't eat much

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Panache Wed 28-Nov-18 09:30:26

Christmas pud,and mince pies and lots of cream
Make up our banquet, almost fit for our Queen

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Jangran99 Wed 28-Nov-18 08:24:52

Didn't refresh!

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Jangran99 Wed 28-Nov-18 08:22:57

I’m starting to turn vegetarian
Fed up of being a barbarian
Trouble is ,of course,
I eat like a starving horse
I'm not much of a disciplinarian!

If someone says "left" I go right

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travelsafar Wed 28-Nov-18 08:12:32

Christmas pud and mince pies, lots and lots of cream

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travelsafar Wed 28-Nov-18 08:11:40

I’m starting to turn vegetarian
Fed up of being a barbarian
Trouble is ,of course,
I eat like a starving horse
But i definitely dont eat Carrion!!!

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