LIMERICKS 5

Shall I decorate my Christmas tree today?
Or will a million odd things get in the way?
Will I run round the block?
Give the neighbours a shock

Shall I decorate my Christmas tree today?
Or will a million odd things get in the way?
Will I run round the block?
Give the neighbours a shock
Waving my baubles at them as I play.

There's a fairy on top of my tree

There's a fairy on top of my tree
Sparkling nicely and so pretty

There's a fairy on top of my tree
Sparkling nicely and so pretty
She's trilling a song

There's a fairy on top of my tree
Sparkling nicely and so pretty
She's trilling a song
But looks a bit wrong

There's a fairy on top of my tree
Sparkling nicely and so pretty
She's trilling a song
But looks a bit wrong
Her wand looks all squinty to me!?

There once was an elf on a shelf

There once was an elf on a shelf
Who said "Why not sit here yourself?"

There once was an elf on a shelf
Frowned at with a great deal of stealth

There once was an elf on a shelf
Who said "Why not sit here yourself?"
I could do with someone

There once was an elf on a shelf
Who said "Why not sit here yourself?"
I could do with someone
'Cos I'm here all alone

There once was an elf on a shelf
Who said "Why not sit here yourself?"
I could do with someone
'Cos I'm here all alone
I need someone to pull out this skelf ( splinter)

If Santa had only just thought

If Santa had only just thought
About the gifts he recently bought

If Santa had only just thought
About the gifts he recently bought
He'd have known it was better

If Santa had only just thought
About the gifts he recently bought
He'd have known it was better
To read each child’s letter

If Santa had only just thought
About the gifts he recently bought
He'd have known it was better
To read each child’s letter
So as not to leave them distraught

Riding in on style in his motorcade

Riding in on style in his motorcade
Because his reindeers were rather delayed

Riding in on style in his motorcade
Because his reindeers were rather delayed,
With his parcels of presents

Riding in on style in his motorcade
Because his reindeers were rather delayed,
With his parcels of presents
And his two pets, the pheasants

Riding in on style in his motorcade
Because his reindeers were rather delayed,
With his parcels of presents
And his two pets, the pheasants
Sat on the eggs they had laid.

There was a bright star in the sky

There was a bright star in the sky
Three Kings, it caught their eye

There was a bright star in the sky
Three Kings, it caught their eye
They all said "oh blimey!"

There was a bright star in the sky
Three Kings, it caught their eye
They all said "oh blimey!"
"It's rather untimely,

There was a bright star in the sky
Three Kings, it caught their eye
They all said "oh blimey!"
"It's rather untimely,
We must Gold, Myrrh and Frankincense buy!'

There was a small Polar Bear, Flo,

There was a small Polar Bear, Flo,
Who yelled out to Santa 'half a mo'