LIMERICKS 5

She said that she had a few pleas,
Thanked me for attention to fleas,
But could she sleep instead
And enjoy dreams in her head
Plus another blanket before she`d freeze!

On awakening she met with a big chappie

On awakening she met with a big chappie
Who first growled but then looked so happy

On awakening she met with a big chappie
Who first growled but then looked so happy
They frolicked and pranced

On awakening she met with a big chappie
Who first growled but then looked so happy
They frolicked and pranced
And their frolics advanced

On awakening she met with a big chappie
Who first growled but then looked so happy
They frolicked and pranced
And their frolics advanced
Her shopping list now contains Nappies!!!

All hell breaking out in the news

All hell breaking out in the news
Almost scary to follow the reviews

All hell breaking out in the news
Almost scary to follow the reviews
Well turn off the telly

All hell breaking out in the news
Almost scary to follow the reviews
Well turn off the telly
Parliment is just like a melee

All hell breaking out in the news
Almost scary to follow the reviews
Well turn off the telly
Parliment is just like a melee
Much worse than the Xmas queues.

There once was a guy on a pony

There once was a guy on a pony
That looked alike footballer Rooney

There once was a guy on a pony
That looked alike footballer Rooney.
His first name was Wayne

There once was a guy on a pony
That looked alike footballer Rooney.
His first name was Wayne
Perhaps questioning his brain

There once was a guy on a pony
That looked alike footballer Rooney.
His first name was Wayne
Perhaps questioning his brain
Turned out he was a

I wish I could be a bit taller

Oops. Turned out he was a !

I’ve done it again. Sorry
The missing word is phony

I wish I could be a bit taller
And also could do a huge holler

I wish I could be a bit taller
And also could do a huge holler
I'd reach that top shelf

I wish I could be a bit taller
And also could do a huge holler
I'd reach that top shelf
Like Christmas Eve elves!!!

I wish I could be a bit taller
And also could do a huge holler
I'd reach that top shelf
Like Christmas Eve elves!!!
Whom don`t much like being smaller!

I wonder what perfection would be like?

I wonder what perfection would be like?
That’s certainly not my little tyke

I wonder what perfection would be like?
That’s certainly not my little tyke
I long for an angel ?

I wonder what perfection would be like?
That’s certainly not my little tyke
I long for an angel ?
But really truth to tell

I wonder what perfection would be like?
That’s certainly not my little tyke
I long for an angel ?
But really truth to tell
He's quite devilish when riding his bike.

Shall I decorate my Christmas tree today?

Shall I decorate my Christmas tree today?
Or will a million odd things get in the way?

Shall I decorate my Christmas tree today?
Or will a million odd things get in the way?
Will I run round the block?