LIMERICKS 5

Tomorrow I’ll swim in the sea
Afraid that's too chilly for me

I went to the movies last night
A horror; I fancied a fright
My hair stood on end
I went clean round the bend!
And all night I kept on the light

Tomorrow I’ll swim in the sea

I went to the movies last night
A horror; I fancied a fright
My hair stood on end
I went clean round the bend!

I went to the movies last night
A horror; I fancied a fright
My hair stood on end

I went to the movies last night
A horror; I fancied a fright

There was an old grandad from Dover
Who was reputed to be quite a mover
But that was before
Some how he fell on the floor
And ended up tangoed all over

I went to the movies last night

There was an old grandad from Dover
Who was reputed to be quite a mover
But that was before
Some how he fell on the floor

There was an old grandad from Dover
Who was reputed to be quite a mover
But that was before

There was an old grandad from Dover
Whom was reputed to be quite a mover

A toastie goes down just so fine
But that's not what I'd choose to dine
My choice would be salmon
Or lovely baked gammon
Washed down by some lovely white wine

There was an old grandad from Dover

A toastie goes down just so fine
But that's not what I'd choose to dine
My choice would be salmon
Or lovely baked gammon

A toastie goes down just so fine
But that's not what I'd choose to dine
My choice would be salmon

A toastie goes down just so fine
But that's not what I'd choose to dine

While eating pickled onions with cheese
I gave an involuntary sneeze
Banged my head on the table
Which frightened aunt Mabel
But the day then continued like a breeze.

A toastie goes down just so fine

While eating pickled onions with cheese
I gave an involuntary sneeze
Banged my head on the table
Which frightened aunt Mabel

While eating pickled onions with cheese
I gave an involuntary sneeze
Banged my head on the table

While eating pickled onions with cheese
I gave an involuntary sneeze

My coffee's hot and fragrant
I gave it to a vagrant
Who gave a big smile
And drank it up, while
Being charming like Cary Grant.

While eating pickled onions with cheese

My coffee's hot and fragrant
I gave it to a vagrant
Who gave a big smile
And drank it up, while

My coffee's hot and fragrant
I gave it to a vagrant
Who gave a big smile

My coffee's hot and fragrant
I gave it to a vagrant

Wearing a white feather in her hair
And lots of thermal underwear
Was her usual way
To pirouette and sway
How she looks, she just doesn't care

My coffee's hot and fragrant

Wearing a white feather in her hair
And lots of thermal underwear
Was her usual way
To pirouette and sway

Wearing a white feather in her hair
And lots of thermal underwear
She dances Swan Lake

Wearing a white feather in her hair
And lots of thermal underwear
Was her usual way