LIMERICKS 4

I applied fake tan to my legs today
Knowing that they will be on display
I don't want them pasty
Cos they look so ghastly
And they could scare the sunshine away!

It's getting nearer to the wedding date

I applied fake tan to my legs today
Knowing that they will be on display
I don't want them pasty
`Cos they look so ghastly

I applied fake tan to my legs today
Knowing that they will be on display
I don't want them pasty

I applied fake tan to my legs today
Knowing that they will be on display

Seems I might need a sun hat this weekend
Think my sister has one she can lend
A long cool drink at hand
Relaxation is planned,
A siesta in the garden is what I intend.

I applied fake tan to my legs today

Seems I might need a sun hat this weekend
Think my sister has one she can lend
A long cool drink at hand
Relaxation is planned

Seems I might need a sun hat this weekend
Think my sister has one she can lend
A long cool drink at hand

Seems I might need a sun hat this weekend
Think my sister has one she can lend

When wearing these sun factor creams
A deep tan is no longer our dreams
Just need to look healthy
Not celebrity wealthy
Even if falling apart at the seams

Seems I might need a sun hat this weekend

When wearing these sun factor creams
A deep tan is no longer our dreams
Just need to look healthy
Not celebrity wealthy

When wearing these sun factor creams
A deep tan is no longer our dreams
Just need to look healthy

When wearing these sun factor creams
A deep tan is no longer our dreams

Sunshine heralds a rush to the coast
Beside the sea is what I love most
I stretch out on the sand
In the hope I'll get tanned
Just a nice bronze, not like burnt toast!

When wearing these sun factor creams

Sunshine heralds a rush to the coast
Beside the sea is what I love most
I stretch out on the sand
In the hope I'll get tanned

Sunshine heralds a rush to the coast
Beside the sea is what I love most
I stretch out on the sand

Sunshine heralds a rush to the coast
Beside the sea is what I love most

There once was a dog who ate carpet
He's a naughty little varmit!!
His tummy was extended
And his legs rather bended
Though the pain passed when he f...ted!

Sunshine heralds a rush to the coast

There once was a dog who ate carpet
He's a naughty little varmit!!
His tummy was extended
And his legs rather bended

There once was a dog who ate carpet
He's a naughty little varmit!!
His tummy was extended

There once was a dog who ate carpet
He's a naughty little varmit!!

Today is a day for hot soup
To keep me from starting to droop
I'll don thicker socks
A woolly hat o'er my locks
And with joy, you will not hear me whoop.

There once was a dog who ate carpet

Today is a day for hot soup
To keep me from starting to droop
I'll don thicker socks
A woolly hat o'er my locks

With sunshine the forecaste for our Mayday treats
Perhaps it bodes well for those nice family "meets"

Today is a day for hot soup
To keep me from starting to droop
I'll don thicker socks

Today is a day for hot soup
To keep me from starting to droop