LIMERICKS 4

Hurrah the kids are back at school
Some find it hard to follow the rule,
Some teachers are wary
And some can be scary

Hurrah the kids are back at school
Some find it hard to follow the rule,
Some teachers are wary
And some can be scary
But many can be seen as sooo cool!!

My back is giving me grief today!

My back is giving me grief today
Just when I need to practice ballet

My back is giving me grief today
Just when I need to practice ballet
So I'll have a small stretch

My back is giving me grief today
Just when I need to practice ballet
So I’ll have a small stretch
Then my tu-tu i’ll fetch

My back is giving me grief today
Just when I need to practice ballet
So I’ll have a small stretch
Then my tu-tu i’ll fetch
And practise my pirouette and jete.

Will it be Chequers deal or no deal at all?

@henetha. That was brilliant

Will it be Chequers deal or no deal at all?
Should we all fret about the property price fall

Thank you, Flossieturner.

Will it be Chequers deal or no deal at all?
Should we all fret about the property price fall,
Will it be chaos all round?

Will it be Chequers deal or no deal at all?
Should we all fret about the property price fall,
Will it be chaos all round?
Is it all to do with the pound??

Will it be Chequers deal or no deal at all?
Should we all fret about the property price fall,
Will it be chaos all round?
Is it all to do with the pound??
Or has Mark Carney again dropped the ball?

I think we should all just chill out

I think we should all just chill out
Ignoring MP's who spread rumour and doubt

I think we should all just chill out
Ignoring MP's who spread rumour and doubt
Make a nice cup of tea

I think we should all just chill out
Ignoring MP's who spread rumour and doubt
Make a nice cup of tea
Turn on the tv

I think we should all just chill out
Ignoring MP's who spread rumour and doubt
Make a nice cup of tea
Turn on the tv
And enjoy happy things which don't make us shout.

I like autumn when the leaves start falling

I like autumn when the leaves start falling
Spiders come inside, creeping and crawling

I like autumn when the leaves start falling
Spiders come inside, creeping and crawling
I try to be brave

I like autumn when the leaves start falling
Spiders come inside, creeping and crawling
I try to be brave
Give them a wave

I like autumn when the leaves start falling
Spiders come inside, creeping and crawling
I try to be brave
Give them a wave
But confess that I find them appalling

I used to love nursery tales

I used to love nursery tales
Jack and Jill with their pails

I used to love nursery tales
Jack and Jill with their pails,
I thought they were real

I used to love nursery tales
Jack and Jill with their pails,
I thought they were real
Happy kiddie appeal

I used to love the nursery tales
Jack and Jill with their pails
I thought they were real
happy kiddie appeal
Soothing us from our ails

The gang are going to Harvey Nichols

The gang are going to Harvey Nichols
Where we will buy expensive pickles!!

The gang are going to Harvey Nichols
Where we will buy expensive pickles!!
Only organic ones you know
That posh people use just for show

The gang are going to Harvey Nichols
Where we will buy expensive pickles!!
Only organic ones you know
That posh people use just for show,
I'd join in, but my income is just trickles.

I'm off to the tip with some rubbish today