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Jangran99 Mon 30-Apr-18 18:46:12

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We seem to enjoy writing rhyme

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Jangran99 Wed 23-May-18 23:13:24

There was a young lady whose hips
Were huge due to too many chips
She tried hard to slim

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Barberdice Wed 23-May-18 20:06:30

There was a young lady whose hips
Were huge due to too many chips

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Jangran99 Wed 23-May-18 18:32:40

Whilst dressing in a nice cool outfit
Lost my balance and my knickers split
What a job on my hands
Tied them up with elastic bands
To be honest I feel such a twit

There was a young lady whose hips

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Moneyboss Wed 23-May-18 17:36:14

Whilst dressing in a nice cool outfit
Lost my balance and my knickers split
What a job on my hands
Tied them up with elastic bands

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Panache Wed 23-May-18 17:30:07

Whilst dressing in a nice cool outfit
Lost my balance and my knickers split
What a job on my hands

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Barberdice Wed 23-May-18 17:16:49

Whilst dressing in a nice cool outfit
Lost my balance and my knickers split

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Panache Wed 23-May-18 12:26:50

I'm off to get a haircut
I fancy a neat little squarecut
Without any parting
And not too much tarting
intending not to get stuck in a rut

Whilst dressing in a nice cool outfit

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henetha Wed 23-May-18 11:13:18

Um....sorry travelsafar..... third and fourth line meant to rhyme...

I'm off to get a haircut
I fancy a neat little squarecut
Without any parting
And not too much tarting

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travelsafar Wed 23-May-18 08:32:04

I'm off to get a haircut
I fancy a neat little square-cut,
Without any parting
And with plenty of curls

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Panache Tue 22-May-18 17:09:58

I'm off to get a haircut
I fancy a neat little square-cut,
Without any parting

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henetha Tue 22-May-18 14:34:24

I'm off to get a haircut
I fancy a neat little square-cut,

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travelsafar Tue 22-May-18 11:15:59

I shall bide my time to make sure
I choose the one who will endure
He'll share the chores fairly
Face all troubles squarely
If he doesnt then i'll show him the door!!!

I'm off to get a haircut

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FarNorth Tue 22-May-18 10:29:14

I shall bide my time to make sure
I choose the one who will endure
He'll share the chores fairly
Face all troubles squarely

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Squiffy Tue 22-May-18 10:24:41

I shall bide my time to make sure
I choose the one who will endure
He'll share the chores fairly

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Jangran99 Tue 22-May-18 09:57:09

I shall bide my time to make sure
I choose the one who will endure

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Panache Tue 22-May-18 08:30:23

I shall venture to pastures new
In fact, in mind, there's quite a few
My suitors are many
My favourite is Benny
To be honest,there`s quite a queue!

I shall bide my time to make sure

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Barberdice Mon 21-May-18 20:48:21

I shall venture to pastures new
In fact, in mind, there's quite a few
My suitors are many
My favourite is Benny

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FarNorth Mon 21-May-18 19:06:32

I shall venture to pastures new
In fact, in mind, there's quite a few
My suitors are many

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Barberdice Mon 21-May-18 18:24:02

I shall venture to pastures new
In fact, in mind, there's quite a few

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travelsafar Mon 21-May-18 18:23:16

I shall venture to pastures new
New surroundings I will view

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Moneyboss Mon 21-May-18 18:13:19

An engagement ring now to seek,
In fact I was proposed to last week
I jumped at the chance
My jewellery to enhance
But it's not forthcoming, what a cheek!

I shall venture to pastures new

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Panache Mon 21-May-18 15:55:45

An engagement ring now to seek,
In fact I was proposed to last week
I jumped at the chance
My jewellery to enhance

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Jangran99 Mon 21-May-18 15:21:10

An engagement ring now to seek,
In fact I was proposed to last week
I jumped at the chance

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henetha Mon 21-May-18 15:11:01

An engagement ring now to seek,
In fact I was proposed to last week

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Panache Mon 21-May-18 08:16:50

Now the way to a man's heart's through his tum
So I got some advice from my Mum
She said I should always have ready
Anything eggy or bready!!!
Mum knows best and now the man you have won

An engagement ring to now to seek

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